Takin' care of business. HOW TO USE THE TOILET.
1. step inside the stall
2. I know it's cramped
3. ok pull down your pants
4. fine I won't look
5. now sit on the toilet
6. wait, is the seat down—ok uh never mind
7. now just...
8. you know
9. yes you do know
10. dump your stuff
11. you're uncomfortable with me being here
12. no I understand, I'll just wait outside
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16. that took a long time
17. holy cr...why did the pipes burst
18. wait, what do you think I meant by "dump your stuff"
19. oh no
20. well call maintenance and see if they can fish out your jacket and briefcase