Santa wants the best for you. No, really. He does. If you’re on his side, he’ll give you presents! The nog will flow freely through the streets! He’s even built a Santopia to keep the good people in, and the bad people out! You know what side you’re on and so does he. That’s why you’ve been selected to defend and protect Santa’s future. The streets of tomorrow are paved with candy cane! It’s all going to be good from now on! Santa has forseen it!
All you have to do is stop those Santa Sedition scum from breaking your joy like so much peppermint bark. But you already know the path to making that happen. Watch out. Don’t cry. Don’t pout. Know why? The Santocracy is ruling this town. And YOU’RE going to make it happen.
