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There Can Be Only Pun: All Mallos' Eve

by Amy Nance

We wanted to get these puns in before you're in a sugar coma and the thought of candy makes you want to puke. Bonus points if the puke looks like split pea soup, though! We're looking for horror movies and candy puns. Go!

Examples:

  • The ExSKORcist
  • The Blair Witchamacallit Project
  • Army of Special Darkness
 

You guys totally redeemed yourselves last week, which proves what we already knew. You're all just a bunch of drunk nerds!

The best from last time (Chambord Games):

  • Schnapples to Schnapples (guitarart)
  • Guess Whouzo (JDSardone)
  • Cranirum (goldilion)
 

Super Duper Honorable Mention:

  • Win, Lose or Draught (RandomSetOfNumbers)
 

We loved this so very much, even if it only works if you mispronounce the last word!

*Also, genuine lolz at "SORRY I wrecked the car."