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There Can Be Only Pun: It's Snow Time!

by Amy Nance

Heeeeeey! How was your Thanksgiving? Was the turkey dry or juicy? Did you wear stretchy pants blah blah blah. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's get down to business. The business of puns.

We have a Secret Pun winner this week! Congrats to leeroot for guessing "puffer fish jacket." Check your PM folder for your $10 coupon code!

This week's theme is an ode to the hap-hap-happiest time of the year, and the thing we do best: watch movies to avoid having to actually talk to family. So break out your best movie/holiday mash-ups.

Examples:

  • Garland Before Time
  • The Hand That Rocks the Dreidel
  • The Reindeer Hunter
 

And now for our favorites from last week, Fishnet Stockings:

  • Prawncho (JDSardone)
  • Koimono (bcatabas)
  • Hush guppies (barkwoot)

 

Honorable Mentions:

  • Raspberry moray (jstarshatter)
  • Braracuda (stfuqua)
  • Shawlrus (goldilion)
  • Troutsers (maxikyd)


LOLZ:

  • Bassless chaps (axphw1)
  • Platypush-up bra (lichme)
  • Halibut lifter (bonmaytilley)
  • Beelt (Coogles)

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.