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There Can Be Only Pun: Punner's Choice VII

by Amy Nance

It's time once again for you all to decide our next three themes! Give us your best mash-up ideas, even if you submitted them before and they weren't chosen! Here's a reminder of how it works:

  • Think of two topics that would make funny puns when mashed up (i.e. Candy and songs, celebrities and literature, presidents and movies.)
  • Write ONE example of your pun mash-up.
  • Post your theme ideas with your mash-up example.
 

We'll choose three themes next week.

No Secret Pun winner last week. We were looking for "Squat Weiland." (RIP, Squat.) That means the pot's up to $15! There must be something in the water these past couple of weeks because you guys are punning so hard and so well. We genuinely appreciate the effort you put into this dumb thing we do. We wanna give a shout out to axphw1 for putting forth so many amazing entries. In the end, however, you were edged out by our most seasoned veteran.

Here are our faves from (Workout Playlist):

  • PSYchling (barkwoot)
  • Zumbawamba (axphw1)
  • Ballet Joel (Suziewrite)
 

Honorable Mentions:

  • SPrince (axphw1)
    Charlie Parkour
    The Keagles

  • The Spice Curls (barkwoot)

  • The Black Eyed Burpees (JDSardone)

  • Curl Jam (RandomSetOfNumbers)

LOLZ:

  • REO Speedbagon (axphw1)
    Nautilus By Nature
     
  • Men Without Lats (zepherp)

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.