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There Can Be Only Pun: The Breakfast Games

by Amy Nance

Holy crazy turnout, Batman! We complained about dwindling numbers a couple weeks ago, and you guys came out in droves this time. Not only that, but you seriously stepped up the quality of your puns! Thank you for taking this nonsense so seriously. 

If you can believe it, we have a Secret Pun winner AGAIN this week! Congrats to conradfontaine for guessing "Menorahty Report." Check your PM folder for your $5 coupon code!

This week's theme is really dumb, you guys. But that's never stopped us before, so let's do this! Breakfast cereal and toys/games. 

Examples:

  • Hi Ho Cheerios
  • Don't Break the Ice Krispies
  • Corn Chess
 

And now for our favorites from last week, It's Snow Time:

  • The Lone Manger (axphw1)
  • Myrrhder on the Orient Express (Coogles)
  • Santasia (dmw804)

 

Honorable Mentions:

  • Me, My Elf and Irene (kcostell)
  • Rebel Without A Claus (barkwoot)
  • Yule Hand Luke (goldilion)
  • 28 Sleighs Later (Coogles)
  • Snow Country for Old Men (JDSardone)
  • Buy Hard (kathleen1966)


LOLZ:

  • Spruce Almighty (axphw1)
  • Kung Fu Santa (lordbowen)
  • A Fish Called Kwanza (dmw804)
  • Kringle White Female (moviewatcher)
  • Psycho-ho-ho (Coogles)

 

Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.