Remember all those magical weeks ago, back in 2016, when you first saw this post? Oh, we were so innocent then! We laughed, we cried, we marvels at the glory that was Woot Flash Deals. Ah, youth. SO GUESS WHAT, BABY! FLASH DEALS ARE BACK! AND THIS TIME THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM!
Take a good hard look around the site and you might see a page like this is visible. That's the Woot Flash Deals, back again for another go-round. To put it plain and simple, the deals are stuff our digital marching ants are borrowing from Amazon Overstock and marking down about 30% to 40%. That's right. You've got a chance to get all kinds of things for 30% to 40% cheaper than usual.
But here's the catch: you've gotta be QUICK ABOUT IT as each Woot Flash Deal has a limited supply. When it's gone, it's gone, and that's that. So do your part. Make us proud. Save some cash. Buy with reckless abandon. Embetter yourself. Embetter your world. FLASH WILL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US.