It's Black Friday. Anyway, HOW TO OPT INSIDE.
1. go inside
2. no, INSIDE
3. what do you mean you have Indoor Syndrome
4. that's not a thing
5. *sigh*
6. fine stay out here
7. I'm going to build a house around you
8. oh yes I will
9. yes I will too build a house around you
10. well watch me
*** 27 MIN LATER ***
11. there now you're inside
12. a tarp and a wheelbarrow does too count as a house
13. now go to optinside.woot.com
14. yes you can, I know the wifi extends to the yard
15. ok good
16. wait no, that's REI's homepage