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World Of Wootcrap: The Crapper's Handbook

by Sam Kemmis

 

The Santa Sedition is bent on deposing Santa Claus, while the Claus Coaltion seeks to protect their beloved merrymaker. Which faction shall reign supreme? Why does any of this matter? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? 

Here's how to play the World Of Wootcrap: 

  1. POST IN THIS THREAD to determine your Faction and gird your loins. 
  2. Peruse this page to learn more about what the hell is happening. 
  3. Starting at Noon CST (1pm EST / 11am MST / 10am PST) Watch the Livestream for updates on the game and other dumb stuff.  
  4. Also starting at Noon CST, enter The Buttered Rum Insulate (link won't work until noon)
  5. Travel thence to other areas, which open at 1-hour intervals until 4pm CST.
  6. Follow along with whatever it says there to earn XP, score crap, and generally waste your time. 

 

FAQs: 

What does XP do? 
XP ("eXperience Points") allow you to increase your "Level." You earn them by doing things like buying Bags o' Crap, voting in the Derbies, and generally demeaning yourself. 

What is my level? What does that do? 
You can find your level just to the right of your avatar in the forums (see below) or by searching Lichme's nifty page. Attaining a high level not only brings great honor to your Faction, it will also play a role in "Battles" that take place in the livestream.  Levels update every hour or so during the game, so be patient. 

I just want Crap. Do I have to care about this stuff? 
Nope!