Today Only in Fashion
Shoes are like boats for your feet, carrying you across the sea of life.
The boat metaphor doesn't really work that well. Let's try again. Shoes are like horses, sorry houses, for your feet because they keep them... dry? Shoes are like boots, but more general... for your feet. Boots are like shoes for your feet, which sort of sounds like boats for your feet. So here we are back at the boat metaphor... I guess it was meant to be.