how sheet it is
There's only one thing better than spending a day in a reclining chaise...
Become an upstanding worker
There's that sweet spot between "pocket-sized" and "no way, i'm not carrying that all day."
You can say the devil made you do it.
Think you have enough shelves? THINK AGAIN.
Choose your Dyson. Hold it high above your head. No, wait, metaphorically. METAPHORICALLY ONLY.
Tiny is a relative thing. To a spider, this is basically UNIVAC.
The alternative of down isn't up. It's this stuff.