Nikon 16MP Digital Camera w/18x Opt Zoom

by wootbot

Sixteen Megapixels

Nikon? You want to take us to the prom? Are you sure?

You know what? Never mind. Don't answer that. All that matters is, we're going to be together. You're here with your 16MP CMOS sensor and your 18x optical zoom- wait, wait, 18x optical zoom? Is that for real?

Whoa. This is even more amazing than we thought it would be.

Us and Nikon! That's so unreal. All those other ecommerce sites are going to be so jealous when they see us walk into that gym. They're not going to believe it. Ooh, wait, we know: let's wait outside until we hear "Don't Stop Believing". I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when we walk in right as the first chorus-

OK, OK, you're right, sorry. We promise not to be weird anymore. We want this thing to last. Here's to tonight, Nikon. And here's to many more.