If she can't appreciate a good bucketless design, she's not the girl for you.
"So, how'd it go with Samantha last night?"
Not good. She told me she never wants to see me again.
"Oh man, I'm sorry. Did you do what I told you?"
Stand outside her bedroom window with THAT hoisted above my head? Yeah. She wasn't impressed.
"Really? Well, it worked for John Cusack in that movie."
I guess Samantha's just not that into Automatic Oscillating Louvers and Plasmacluster Ion Technology.
I know. I thought, if anything, the Large Capacity Dehumidification would work like magic. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. I mean, what kind of a girl doesn't appreciate 4-Way Air Direction?
"Steve! I told you to use that boom box that's over there in the corner. Are you telling me you stood outside her window all night … with a portable AIR CONDITIONER?"
Oh. Whoops. I guess I misunderstood you.
"No wonder she turned you down! She probably thinks you're a total weirdo!"
But I even sang that Peter Gabriel song and everything!
"In Your Eyes?"
No. Sledgehammer. Was that wrong?