The Ant and the Air Conditioner
Yeah, yeah, I know, all those snowstorms were in the news, right. Here's the thing about cold weather, though: eventually it ends. Then the weather gets hot. It's happened every year so far, hasn't it?
Honestly, I probably could make some room for you in here. This Sharp Air Conditioner's got more than enough power to keep an anthill cool. Thing is, man, I'm tired of carrying you. I knew it was a mistake to give you that corn last November. I knew how it was gonna turn out. But I did it anyway, and you've been sucking me dry all winter.
Now here I sit in cool, quiet 3-speed comfort while you sweat. I think a little suffering would do you some good. Remind you that there won't always be somebody to- hey, Grasshopper? Grasshopper, you OK? Dude, you OK? Wake up, Grasshopper! Wake up! I'm sorry! I didn't mean - I wasn't - NO! What have I done? My friend only wanted to cool off and now he's dead from the heat! DEAD! Curse you, Sharp Air Conditioner! Curse you for turning me into a monster!
Features
- Powerful - 10,500 @ ASHRAE 128 BTU/h Cooling Capacity
- Portability - 4 Easy Roll Casters allow the air conditioner to be moved easily from room to room. The flexible exhaust hose and window adapter kit allows easy venting to the outside
- Library Quiet® - As low as 38dB at Low Cool
- Full Function Remote Control with LCD Display - Control every function of the unit from virtually anywhere in the room. Change the mode of operation, adjust the fan speeds or activate the timer. The LCD display shows all of the current settings
- Cooling Control - 3 Cooling, 3 Fan Speeds plus Max-Cool and Auto-Cool
- 4-Way Air Direction - Lets you direct the cool air where you need it most
- Automatic Oscillating Louvers - Allows air flow throughout the room for better distribution and comfort
- Plasmacluster Ion Technology - Activate the Plasmacluster Ion generator to release positive and negative ions into the air
- Large Capacity Dehumidification - Use the Dehumidify function to remove up to 60 pints of moisture from the air every 24 hours
- Bucketless Design - No water tank to empty. The built-in condensate disposal system sends the water out of the exhaust hose
Shipping Note: Due to the size of this item, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, post office boxes or APO addresses is not available. A physical street address and phone number are required to schedule a delivery
Warranty: 1 Year Total: 30 Day Sharp; 11 Month Woot
Specs
Capacity: | |
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Cooling Capacity: | 10,500 BTU/h @ ASHRAE 128 |
Features: | |
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Type: | Portable |
CFM (Max Cool / High / Med / Low): | 220/220/135/94 |
Fan Speeds: Cooling: | 3 + Mega Cool |
Fan Speeds: Fan Only: | 3 |
Sound Level (High/Med/Low): | 50/43/38 dBA |
Moisture Removal: | 2.5 pts/hr |
Remote Control: | LCD Display |
Auto Cool: | Yes |
Air Discharge Directions: | Infinite |
Exhaust: | Yes |
Filter Type: | Slide out |
Plasmacluster®: | Yes |
Duct Type: | Single |
Drain Outlet and Hose-joint: | Yes |
Rear Grille: | Yes |
12-HR Timer (ON / OFF): | Yes |
Thermostat Type: | Electronic |
Agency Approvals: | |
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Performance Standard: | ASHRAE 128-2001 |
Safety Standard: | UL-484 |
Power: | |
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Power Input: | 1100 Watts |
Running Current: | 10 Amps |
Voltage/Frequency: | 115V/60Hz |
Power Cord Length: | 4.6 feet |
Plug Type: | Parallel |
Physical: | |
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Dimensions: | 22.8"(W) x 32.6"(H) x 17.7"(D) |
Duct Length: | 59" |
Double-Hung Window - Min Width: | 24" |
Double-Hung Window - Max Width: | 48" |
Gliding Window - Min Height: | 24" |
Gliding Window - Max Height: | 48" |
Weight: | 88 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Sharp CV2P10SC 10,500 BTU Portable Air Conditioner includes:
- Exhaust Hose
- Window Adapter
- (2) Rain Guard
- Insect Guard Net
- Foam Seal A
- Foam Seal B
- Window Kit
- Bracket
- Screws
- Remote Control
- Manual
Specs
Capacity: | |
---|---|
Cooling Capacity: | 10,500 BTU/h @ ASHRAE 128 |
Features: | |
---|---|
Type: | Portable |
CFM (Max Cool / High / Med / Low): | 220/220/135/94 |
Fan Speeds: Cooling: | 3 + Mega Cool |
Fan Speeds: Fan Only: | 3 |
Sound Level (High/Med/Low): | 50/43/38 dBA |
Moisture Removal: | 2.5 pts/hr |
Remote Control: | LCD Display |
Auto Cool: | Yes |
Air Discharge Directions: | Infinite |
Exhaust: | Yes |
Filter Type: | Slide out |
Plasmacluster®: | Yes |
Duct Type: | Single |
Drain Outlet and Hose-joint: | Yes |
Rear Grille: | Yes |
12-HR Timer (ON / OFF): | Yes |
Thermostat Type: | Electronic |
Agency Approvals: | |
---|---|
Performance Standard: | ASHRAE 128-2001 |
Safety Standard: | UL-484 |
Power: | |
---|---|
Power Input: | 1100 Watts |
Running Current: | 10 Amps |
Voltage/Frequency: | 115V/60Hz |
Power Cord Length: | 4.6 feet |
Plug Type: | Parallel |
Physical: | |
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Dimensions: | 22.8"(W) x 32.6"(H) x 17.7"(D) |
Duct Length: | 59" |
Double-Hung Window - Min Width: | 24" |
Double-Hung Window - Max Width: | 48" |
Gliding Window - Min Height: | 24" |
Gliding Window - Max Height: | 48" |
Weight: | 88 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Sharp CV2P10SC 10,500 BTU Portable Air Conditioner includes:
- Exhaust Hose
- Window Adapter
- (2) Rain Guard
- Insect Guard Net
- Foam Seal A
- Foam Seal B
- Window Kit
- Bracket
- Screws
- Remote Control
- Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 13m 42.335s
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