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Stocking Stinkers and You

by Laura Duncan

’Tis the season for giving and receiving and occasionally regifting! That’s why starting 11/24 we’re including a Stocking Stinker in every Shirt.Woot order (while supplies last).

What’s in a stocking stinker? Not a plasma TV, we can tell you that! It could be stickers or a funky Christmas ornament. Something of that nature. Just a fun little surprise to keep for yourself, or, if you’re forced to attend a party whose host(ess) adheres to the dreadful tradition of White Elephant gifts, something to spare you from giving away your old Tom Clancy books.

As is often the case in life, you cannot choose your Stocking Stinker destiny. It’s up to fate’s fickle finger to decide which tchotchke you’ll get. Also, because we occasionally ship multiple items in the same order separately, you COULD wind up getting more than one Stinker! It truly is a magical time of year.

If you want more clarity about our Stocking Stinkers, check out our daily unfoiling gifs (starting today)! Each day this week, we'll discover what's in one random Stinker TOGETHER.

Please enjoy the Stocking Stinkers. It’s our little way of saying we love you. And your money.