Today's Woot Write-up
CLARIFICATION: The Bamboo Capture Tablet Set is not actually made of bamboo.
The management would like to clarify that the Bamboo Capture Pen & Touch Tablet offered in this space on June 20, 2013 is not made, in whole or part, of bamboo. We can confirm that its multi-touch input and multi-faceted image-manipulation capabilities mean that it remains one of the most popular graphic tablets on the market today. Woot regrets the confusion.
A FURTHER CLARIFICATION: The Crusher "Orange" Wine offered recently on Wine.Woot contains no orange content. Woot regrets the confusion.
ANOTHER FURTHER CLARIFICATION: The "Apple" iPad offered recently on Woot contains no apple content. Woot regrets the confusion.
STILL ANOTHER FURTHER CLARIFICATION: The Blu-ray disc of the 1987 aviation action film "Iron" Eagle offered recently on Woot is not actually made of iron. Woot regrets the confusion.
YET STILL ANOTHER FURTHER CLARIFICATION: The "Kobe Beef" Burgers offered recently on Woot are, in fact, made of damp cardboard and congealed horse milk. Woot regrets the confusion.
EVEN YET STILL ANOTHER FURTHER CLARIFICATION: The "everything" bagels offered in the Woot break room do not contain any cayenne pepper, amethyst, dog plasma, old-growth teak, ambergris, Gore-Tex, art glass, or actual blueberries. Woot regrets the confusion.
