It's a woot-off!((Estimated number of atoms in the universe) + (Hairs in a beard) + (Cumulative exhalations taken by Gloria Estefan to date) + (Cumulative inhalations taken by Gloria Estefan as of last Thursday) + (Tacos) + (Number of roads a man is required to walk down before one can call him a man) + (1) + (Clues messed up in this Woot-Off) + (Your own attractiveness, on a scale from 1 to 10)) ^ (0) /offers/105dcee9e48
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Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Woot Plus
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
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HP Laptops & 1 All-In-One
HP: The laptop that tastes good on shepard's pie.
Ends June 24 at 9AM CT -
Razer Gaming Accessories
Have an avant-garde avatar
Ends June 24 at 9AM CT -
The Woot Open: Golf Stuff!
We're OPEN for business!
Ends June 25 at 9AM CT -
iCanvasART Americana
Grab 'em before this empire collapses like so many before it
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Build-a-Bar
Just don't let your state liquor board find out
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Gaiam Water Bottles
You never know when you're going to need a bottle.
Ends June 24 at 12PM CT -
2-Packs of Fila Five-Toe Socks
That's 20 warmed toes per order!
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Electronics For Your Patio
Unless it rains, of course. Then you need to bring them in until the sun comes back.
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Pinnacle Speakers
In here is a subwoofer called a "Baby Boomer." Isn't that CUTE???
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Character Sleepwear for Adults
You're wearing your work clothes to bed? No no no, you're doing it all wrong.
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT -
Game Room Fun
Look, we're not playing games here. Oh, wait, we are.
Ends June 21 at 9AM CT
