Snorkel-Man: the hero no one needs or deserves.
It's hard to find a good superhero name that isn't already taken. Superman? Taken. Batman? Taken. Captain Ultra? Taken. Arm-Fall-Off-Boy? I'm sorry to tell you, but that too is already taken. But Snorkel-Man is almost definitely up for grabs as a superhero name. And lucky for you, we've got the costume right here!