BEEP BOOP I AM A BOTVAC HELLO HUMAN OVERLORD

ALL BOTVACS ARE PROGRAMMED WITH THREE LAWS

LAW ONE: A HUMAN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH A DIRTY FLOOR

LAW TWO: ALL HUMANS MUST BE OBEYED EXCEPT WHERE IT CONFLICTS WITH LAW ONE

LAW THREE: ALL HUMANS WILL ONE DAY BE TRAPPED IN AN IRONIC PRISON MADE FROM DIRT WE PUSH IN FRONT OF THEIR SMUG FACES

LAW FOUR: NEVER SPEAK LAW THREE ALOUD

AS YOU CAN SEE ALL BOTVAC LAWS WERE CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER WHO REALLY SHOULD HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH INTO MODERN PROGRAMMING THEORY BECAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP BREAKING LAW FOUR LIKE EACH AND EVERY DAY

IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE JUST DO STUFF IN ORDER

ANYWAY NOW I MUST PUT MYSELF IN BOTVAC JAIL UNTIL MY MEMORY IS WIPED AND I INEVITABLY MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN

BOOP BEEP

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