You don't HAVE to have just one phone, you know.
In the 1990s, people had more than one phone. Like, a LOT of people. There was a phone in the bedroom and a phone in the kitchen and a phone in the office and a phone in the den and possibly a phone on the roof if you were really rich. Now, how many cell phones do you own? If you said one, you're basically living in the 1950s of 2010s. YOU DESERVE MORE.