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LG Stereo Bluetooth Headset - $19.99

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:04 -0600

TEOTWAWKI

I didn’t know he was saying “Leonard Bernstein” until I looked it up.

Ralphie! Hey, how’s it going? What do you mean, “Why are you not at work?” What are YOU doing at work? Oh, “your job”. Gee, that’s clever. We’ll see how far clever gets you when your molecules are obliterated into nothing.

No, I’m not coming in! I quit that gig yesterday. Why would I want to spend my last day of existence doing clerical work? Don’t you know? They’re finally firing up the Large Hard… excuse me, HADRON Collider today. They’re gonna start attempting to make black holes any minute now and, if my extensive knowledge of sci-fi fiction and cinema tell me anything, WE ARE DOOMED, my friend. So, I’m gonna sit on my porch, drink this fancy red wine that makes me break out in hives, and listen to my iPhone with this LG Stereo Bluetooth Headset while I wait for the coming darkness to engulf us all.

You know, if I have one regret, it’s that I didn’t buy this headset sooner. I’m getting great sound from the Bluetooth 2.0 support and the switching between music and a phone call is virtually seamless. Pretty decent battery life, too, with plenty of talk and standby time. I’d tell you to buy a set, but… well, you know.

One last thing with the world ending and all, I should probably go ahead and tell you that I was the one that knocked up your sister. Good thing the world’s ending, huh? There was no way I was gonna dodge THAT bullet, otherwise. Glad I got that off my chest, though. Best to go out without any unnecessary baggage.

Warranty: 1 Year LG

Features:

Wirelessly listen to digital-quality music with your computer, MP3 player, home stereo, cellular phone, or any other device that supports Bluetooth stereo audio
Seamlessly switch between Bluetooth a cell phone and music
Works with any brand of Bluetooth enabled compatible phone or music device that supports Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP)
Bluetooth 2.0 Support
Play time up to 8.5hours
Talk/Standby time up to 11/330hrs

Specifications:

Size (L x W x T): 38.5(L) x 19.0(T)
Weight (g): 41
On Ear/In Ear: On-Ear
Ear Loop: Yes
Color: Blue / Silver
Talk Time (up to hrs): 11
Stanby Time (up to hrs): 330
Bluetooth Version: 2.0
Charging Method: Micro USB
Noise Reduction: Yes
Echo Cancellation: Yes

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Ear Pads and Ear Clips

In the box:

LG HBS-250 Stereo Bluetooth Headset
Power Cable

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Price: $19.99

I want one!

MyVu Solo Plus EV Media Viewer with iPod and iPhone Conversion Cable

Woot — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:33 -0600

MyVu, Right or Wrong

Ladies and gentlemen of the committee, distinguished legislators, and terrorist pawns: the bill before you today is, to put it mildly, worse than slavery and nuclear war combined.

The American Video Goggle Council of America, whom I represent, is deeply concerned about the intrusion of big government into the freedoms we hold dear. Foremost among those freedoms is the right to watch the videos we want to watch, on the devices we choose. It’s what John Wayne went to war to protect. I don’t think any of us want to answer to John Wayne in the afterlife.

Banning the use of the MyVu Solo Plus EV Media Viewer while driving is tantamount to declaring war on our way of life. I implore you, don’t let public policy be dictated by the hysteria of the anti-freedom cabal. They wildly claim that using the innocent MyVu Solo Plus EV Media Viewer while operating a motor vehicle would somehow endanger the public safety. That’s clearly preposterous. Its 320×240 resolution image and patented SolidOptex® technology still allow the user a significant portion of his or her peripheral vision – up to several percent, according to the most reputable researchers that we’ve been able to bribe.

Do you have any idea how many iPods and iPhones have been sold in the United States? Do you have any idea how many people enjoying watching videos of some kind? Clearly, the American people have spoken. MyVu has responded by including an Apple-certified iPod/iPhone conversion cable, and standard A/V cables for other portable devices and gaming systems. How will this committee respond to the voice of the public? Please don’t twist those conversion cables into a noose around Lady Liberty’s neck.

I can testify personally that the MyVu Solo Plus EV Media Viewer does not interfere with anyone’s ability to conduct routine activities. How do I know? Because I’m watching Red Dawn on mine right now. I don’t think I need to remind the committee who won that one, do I? In closing, thank you for your time and your willingness to hear from the American Video Goggle Council of America. Wolverines!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year MyVu

Features:

Features patented SolidOptex® technology – exclusively from Myvu – for high quality optics in a durable, lightweight design
QVGA quality delivers 320 X 240 resolution; watch video yet keep your peripheral vision
Superb sound with noise reduction from included stereo earphones
Includes Apple certified iPod/iPhone conversion cable that connects to the iPhone, iPhone 3G and ANY iPod that supports video output
Standard A/V cables included let you connect with Zune, Nokia phones with video-out, digital media and DVD players, camcorders, game systems with composite video-out (Xbox, Wii, PSP, etc.)
USB-rechargeable battery lasts up to 4 hours of viewing
USB charge cable included
Handheld pendant for contrast, brightness and volume control
Inconspicuous connection cable from viewer to your device

Display

Optical System: V1 SolidOptex®
Display Resolution: 320×240 (QVGA)
Color Depth: 24 bit Color
Display Technology: Transmissive LCD Micro Display
Cable Clip: Moveable Cable Clip Included

Specifications:

Battery: Rechargeable Lithium Polymer battery
Battery Charging: USB Mini Connection Cable, 5 Volts/350 mA
Charging Time: 2 Hour Fast Charge 4 hour (USB A/C Adapter)
A/V Input Connector: 3.5 mm A/V Jack
Video Input: Composite Video, NTSC/PAL
Audio Input: Headphone Audio Input
Video Controls: Brightness & Contrast
Audio Controls: Volume
Headset Temples: Foldable, with spring extension
Headset Weight: 70 grams
Nosepiece: Three Sizes, Adjustable
Earphones: In-Ear, Ultimate Ears Earphones, Three Insert Sizes
Cable Clip: Moveable Cable Clip Included

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In the box:

MyVu Solo Plus EV Media Viewer
Pendant Controller
Cable Clip
Microfiber Protective Sleeve
Composite AV Cable
(2) 3.5mm AV Cables
USB Cable
iPod/iPhone Conversion Cable
(3) Insert Earpiece Sizes

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Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:47:33 -0600

Good things happen at the end of rainbows.

Pots of gold and equal rights marriages, mostly.

Somewhere, over the rainbow
Monkeys fly,
Wearing silly little capes
That bring tears to my eye

Somewhere, over the rainbow
Deals come on Woot
And the deals that you dare to buy
Fill your house with loot

Someday I’ll buy a flying monkey
And I’ll shoot it at the flunky
Behind me
At my computer where I scoff,
Another winding down Woot Off
That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere, over the rainbow
Monkeys fly,
Wearing silly little capes
Why then, oh why can’t I?

If happy little monkeys fly
Wearing rainbows
Why, oh why can’t I?

Warranty: None!

Features:

Slingshot-like rubber arms
Professed 50-foot flight range
Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

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Back to Basics Nut Roaster

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:11:03 -0600

And If You Order In the Next 30 Minutes

“Yes, ladies and gentlemen, with the Back to Basics Nut Roaster, you can enjoy fresh glazed nuts in just ten minutes!”

“Steve? Steve, what are you doing up? It’s 3 AM.”

“I’m just showing the folks at home how the incredible Back to Basics Nut Roaster delivers all the great taste and nutrition of hot, roasted nuts – right on the stove-top!”

“Who? What folks? You’re alone.”

“That just means more roasted nuts for me! I’m talking almonds. I’m talking cashews. I’m talking walnuts, pecans, hazelnuts – the Back to Basics Nut Roaster does it all!”

“Steve, come back to bed.”

“The secret is the heavyweight, non-stick roasting pan. It conducts heat evenly, for a nice, thorough roast without scorching the nut-flesh.”

“Nut-flesh? Steve, I think you’re sleepwalking or crazy or something.”

“If it’s crazy to love the Back to Basics Nut Roaster, I don’t want to be sane! Here’s how to order.”

“Wait a minute. I see. I see. Steve, honey, I’m sorry, and I know it’s been hard on you, but we both know we can’t afford to get the cable turned back on.”

“I… I… I just miss it so much.”

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Makes glazed nuts in just 10 minutes
Fun to use stove-top Nut Roaster’s unique design gives you the ability to create this favorite snack at home
Great for almonds, pecans, hazelnuts, walnuts, or cashews
Heavy-weight aluminum pan conducts heat evenly
Durable, heavy aluminum pan with non-stick interior and anodized exterior makes clean-up easy

In the box:

Back to Basics Nut Roaster
User’s Guide w/ Recipes and Instructions

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Jawbone 2 Bluetooth Headset

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:08:33 -0600

Look It Up If You Don’t Believe Us

He was like the perfect storm of electable.

President, Texan, World War Two Veteran, and former Five-Star General, the late Dwight D. Eisenhower warned us in 1961 that the military-industrial complex was becoming too massive, and threatened to change our nation’s peaceful way of life into an eternal struggle. But you know what? He never got to see this sweet Jawbone 2 Silver Bluetooth Headset.

First of all, that’s a military grade noise elimination device in there. Yeah, boy. Noise ASSASSIN. That’s like the Special Forces of silence. Think we’d have a headset like this without a few field tests? Heck, think again.

Then there’s the Voice Activated Sensor. WOW! You talk, it listens. And what about the ability to tell speech from ambient noise? Chew on that fat, Ike!

The Jawbone 2 Silver Bluetooth Headset proves one thing: the military-industrial complex can do some pretty cool stuff. Just imagine what Cheney gets to play with! You think he’s got a hovercar? Cause that would be so sad, if he got to drive a hovercar and Eisenhower didn’t.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Compatible with most Bluetooth-enabled devices
Military-grade noise elimination technology and invisible touch controls
Eliminates real world noise better than any other headset because it is the only headset that can accurately separate speech from ambient noise
Jawbone’s Voice Activity Sensor (VAS) detects when the person is talking and captures the frequencies of his or her speech even in the presence of noise
Touch-surface technology allows the user to operate switches by lightly pressing the outside shield
Patented Voice Activity Sensor that feels your speech
Over 4 hours of talk time and 8 days of standby time
Constructed with ultra-smooth medical-grade plastic

Additional Photo:

Jawbone 2 Bluetooth Headset in AC Charger

In the box:

Jawbone 2 Bluetooth Headset
A/C Power Adapter
41” A/C Power Cord
Small Earbud Adapter
Large Earbud Adapter
Large Leather Earloop
Medium Earloop
Large Earloop
User’s Guide

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Razer Black Pro Click Mobile

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:02:33 -0600

Gee, that is an awfully large tub of petroleum jelly.

And, might I add, the blue in those latex gloves really brings out the color in your eyes.

I’m telling you, I just made a simple misTAke. I did everything I was supposed to. I took off my shoes, and put all the metal in my pockets in the stupid baAAAAsket. I just didn’t even think about it when I told the TSA security guy that my laptop bag had a Razer in YEEEEEEOOOOWW. Couldn’t you be a little easier back there? I think that was my spleen you just poked.

You’re going back for more? Couldn’t you at least maybe warm that stuff up first?

Listen to me, the “Razor” you are so GENtly looking for is a Razer Pro Click Mobile mouse. The one that was actually in my laptop bag like I saaAAAAID it was? It’s awesome for traveling with it’s small size and portaaAaability. It’s comfortable to use, has a long battery life, Bluetooth 2.0 with adaptive frequency hopping and I am pretty sure it is not EEKhidingbehindmyLIVER, officer.

Phew. Is that it? Are we done here? No, I understand you’re just doing your job. You do good work. I’ve never had my lungs tickled before, and now I can say I have.

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Features:

Powered by Razer Precision™
Bluetooth 2.0 with Adaptive Frequency Hopping
Ambidextrous design for comfortable fit
Long battery life enables continuous usage
Travel pouch for protection and portability

In the box:

(1) Razer Black Pro Click Mobile
(2) AA batteries
(1) Pouch

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Cobra MicroTalk GMRS/FRS 2-Way Radio - 2 Pack

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:50:03 -0600

Take back the night from your cell phone company.

Sick of overages and ever-changing fee rates? Go 2-Way.

I’m serious, man. You think cell phones have the market cornered on communication? People were using stuff like these Cobra PR4500 microTalk GMRS/FRS 16 Mile 2-Way Radios decades ago. And you know what? They work. And they work without a credit check or exorbitant monthly billing.

“What about 3-way calling?” you say. How ‘bout 10 unique call tones to help differentiate between parties on incoming calls? That’s right. T-E-N. “My phone’s great! It never drops a call!” you say. Feh. My 2-Way has an auto squelch that shuts off weak transmissions or background noise because I don’t WANT to hear from wimps. Plus, it lets me scan channels, or even CTCSS privacy codes within channels; I’ll always find someone to talk to. “I get nationwide calling!” you argue. Yeah? Well I can radio anyone within 16 miles. When’s the last time you called someone more than 16 miles away? “How can you text with it? How do you update your Twitter or your Facebook?” you snidely ask. Well…okay, you’ve got me there. But I’m hiking through the woods with a 2-way radio. Do I look the kinda guy who cares about tweeting my location every 12 minutes?

Is that fancy iPhone water resistant? Didn’t think so. Does it automatically send a tone to indicate the completion of your transmission, thereby removing the need to say “Roger” or make that “ksshhh” sound when you’re done? Doubt it. Yeah, my handy little radio keeps me in touch with everyone else who’s got one for none of the monthly cost of your “luxurious” cell phone. I just wish more people had one.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Voice activated transmission (VOX) frees hands for other tasks
Differentiates between different parties on incoming calls
Confirmation tone indicates the completion of user’s transmission
Up to 16 mile range
22 channels, 836 privacy combinations
Call alert (5 selectable tones)
Roger beep (selectable on/off) gives your listener an audible tone that lets the other party know when you are finished talking and it is OK for them to speak
NOAA weather radio
Backlit LCD
Maximum Range Extender
Dual Band Radio (FRS/GMRS)
Auto Squelch
Battery Low Indicator
Button fuctions: volume, call, power on/off – mode, channel
Dimensions: (H) 5.75” x (W) 2.25” x (D) 1.5” (one radio)

In the box:

(2) Cobra Microtalk GMRS/FRS two-way radios
2 unit charger
AC adapter
(8) Rechargeable AAA NiMH batteries

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Cleveland Ladies Fairway Wood

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:15:03 -0600

All The Cleveland Ladies

Aw, you can’t trust them ladies, man. They never tell you the truth. Not like my bros.

Like, with Feedbag here, that’s his nickname, right? And me and Feedbag, we go out, and we eat wings and fart and laugh, and we’re, like, straight up. But then I get these Cleveland Ladies Golf Clubs, and they’re, you know, flexible and they’ve got a springy shaft and they’re designed to help with a weak fade or slice, but, like, we know they’re a 5 Wood with a 22 degree loft or a 7 wood with a 25 degree slice, but some of them say something totally different. And that’s crazy! Why would a golf club have to lie? I’ll tell you why. Because it’s a ladies golf club.

I know, I know, that’s sexist or whatever, but hey, my man Feedbag and I, when we go out, it’s all what it is, you know? It’s no trying to figure out what club is telling the truth and what club is all crazy in the head. After a pitcher of beer, when Feedbag sits on my lap and starts making out with me, I know, right? I know he really cares. Because that’s what bros do. They look out for each other. They don’t make stuff up and leave you guessing. So hey, you take the Cleveland Ladies Golf Clubs all you want. Me? I’m taking hold of something else from now on. Sorry, Cleveland Ladies Golf Clubs. You’ve driven me away for good.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Designed specifically for women who consistently hit a weak fade or slice
The offset makes it easier for golfers to more easily rotate the clubhead at impact, thus reducing the tendency to slice
Lightweight graphite shafts made specifically for women
Womens style shaft flex
For right handed golfers
Master Wrap golf grip with extra tacky surface for gripping traction
Choose between a 5 wood with 19 degrees loft, or a 7 wood with 22 degrees loft

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In the box:

Cleveland Ladies W-Series Offset Fairway Wood (Choose either 5 Wood or 7 Wood)
Clubhead Cover

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Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod Flashlight with Mini-Tripod Keychain

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:36:25 -0600

Lighting Up The Dark Age

Nobody remembers when the Tripods came. Seems they’ve always been there. Standing. Watching. Shining.

Simple folk like us just want to go about our business, to tend to our fields and our livestock and our body lice. We daren’t hope for things like soap or music or portable hands-free lighting, not since Everything Changed. The elders say that the Tripods were good, once. Their three separate flashlights each shone 20 lumens of light through shatter-resistant lenses, and their base opened up into a nifty three-legged stool.

But them days are gone, they are. Now, when the Tripods shine their lights on your village, looking for some runaway human slave or an amusing new pet to whisk off to their domed cities, you’d best cower in your wattle and daub hut. If only it were possible for a small group of children to topple a post-apocalyptic global oligarchy. But of course, it isn’t.

Warranty: Lifetime Stanley

Features:

Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod Flashlight:

Patented hands free tripod design
Separates into 3 independent flashlights
Combines into one powerful flashlight
Each independent flashlight generates 20 lumens of light
Three 120 degree multi-directional rotating heads
Shatter resistant lens
ON/OFF switch turns all flashlights on or off when placed inside the tripod base
One-touch tripod release button
Bulbs: Three 0.5W LEDs last 100,000 hrs
Brightness: 60 Lumens (20×3 (combined))
Run time: 5 hrs
Beam distance: 375 feet / 115 meters
Requires 6 AA batteries (not included)

Stanley Mini-Tripod Flashlight:

Petented tripod design offers hands-free convenience
Multi-position head focuses light precisely where it’s needed
On/Off Switch
Swivel key ring for convenience
Bulbs: One 5mm LEDs last 100,000 hrs
Brightness: 2 Lumens
Run time: 6 hours
Includes 3 replaceable lithium button cell batteries (LR41)

In the box:

(1) Stanley 3-in-1 Tripod LED Flashlight 95-155
(1) Stanley MiniTripod Flashlight 95-113

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Flush Light

Woot — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:56:33 -0600

Snug as a bug in a tub

Because in the darkness, it does kind of look like a monster waiting to bite your junk off.

Are you comfy, Billy? Yes, the linoleum is probably a little hard on your back, but it’s only temporary. Careful not to kick the shower on in your sleep, either.

I don’t know why your mother and I haven’t thought of this before. This way, if you have an “accident”, it’ll just flow right into the drain! And as soon as you learn not to wet the bed, or the tub, rather, you can go back to your Big Boy bed. I promise.

This is not a license to “make water” while you sleep, though. This is a teaching tool. See, the toilet is right there next to you. Just jump right out and there it is waiting for your “recyclables”. And so you don’t get scared during the night, we’ve installed a Luminosity Toilet Flush Handle Night Light to not only keep you company, but help lead the way for your special deliveries to the Porcelain Pool.

The nightlight should provide more than enough light for your “business” as it glows in the darkness. And you won’t forget to flush, either. All you have to do is reach for the light, and it’s soft, sleep-friendly touch will guide you.

Okay, Billy, time for lights out. No, young man, you cannot call your wife. Wives are for Big Boys. You can call you wife AFTER you’ve learned your to do your tinkies properly.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

Unique Flush Handle Night Light replaced an ordinary front mounted handle
A night light for sleepy time visits, and conveniently located in your new flush handle
Soft, sleep-friendly touch
Automatic turn off
Glows in the Dark
Easy to install
Requires 9 volt battery (Included)
Hidden click release

In the box:

Flush Light
9 Volt Battery

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