That's right, it's just that simple. Ripped from the pages of the always-cutting-edge deviantART.com, Virtual Hamster is a 21st Century hamster raising scenario.
And the combinations are limitless! Will you choose to withhold love and offer food instead? Will you choose constant sleep and no washing? Well, it doesn't really matter, because there are no long term consequences or repercussions or anything. Your hamster will just keep on sitting there and smiling adorably no matter what path you choose.
It's just too bad that the Virtual Hamster people didn't include a "punch his smug little face in" button because after a few minutes of his stupid needy staring, you'll be ready to slap the cute right off his face.
STOP STARING AT ME VIRTUAL HAMSTER! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? WHAT?