The sun fought the clouds that morning over the little green house
in the Carolina hills. While the human inhabitants fussed about getting
ready for work, the household’s three cats lounged around the living
room. And as cats will do, they gossiped. Mercilessly.
“Seriously,
I don’t know what she sees in him. Always with the loud music, the ham
radio, the power tools in the house. What, he can put those big air
horns in his Toyota, but he can’t fix her car from when he ran into it
with his truck? That was months ago, the bum!”
“Well, have
you seen the way he puts on his headphones every time she vacuums? Oh,
heaven forbid His Majesty be disturbed by the sound of his girlfriend toiling
away. I suppose it would kill him to pick up a broom once in a while. I
give it another year, tops, before she throws him out onto the street.”
But Onyx was having none of it. “Velcro, where’s the
romance in your soul? Termite, have you noticed the way they check Woot
together every morning? Like, today, they probably don’t need that
Uniden 2.4GHz Cordless Phone With 4 Handsets & Digital Answering
Machine – not even with features like intercom, call transfer, two-way
Directlink mode, baby monitoring, and speakerphone. They don’t look at
Woot because they need a digital answering machine or Caller ID with
100-number memory. No, for them, sharing the Woot experience is just
one more way they express their love. And the couple that Woots
together stays together.”
Just then, they heard the man in
the next room talking to the woman, his voice quavering with
nervousness. And then, they weren’t sure if she laughed or cried, but
either way, her intensity was alarming.
“Termite, you speak a little human,” Onyx said. “What did Logan say? Was I wrong – are they breaking up?”
“No, no,” the gray-and-white cat replied, his cynicism melting. “You were right. He said ‘Beth, will you marry me?’”
Warranty: 90 days
Features:
- 2.4GHz Digital Expandable System
- Backward/Forward
Compatibility with other Uniden phones
using 2.4GHz Digital Expandable Systems
- 4 Handset Maximum Expandability
- Caller
ID/Call Waiting Deluxe
- Digital
Answering System utilizes microchip technology (no more
tapes or moving parts.) This ensures clearer recordings and longer life.
- Handset Speakerphone gives you the freedom to use the handset as a speakerphone.
- Access Answering System Using Handset
- 100 Programmable CID or 100 Memory Locations at HS
- Conference Calling – 3-Way
- DirectLink Mode – 2-Way Radio Communication
- Mute and Hold Function
- Alphabetical Search
- Transfer Memory Locations Between Handsets
- New Message Waiting Indicator with Alert Tone Option
- Intercom or Call Transfer Between Handsets
- 20 Distinctive Ring Options (10 Melodies + 10 Ring Tones)
- Headset Compatible – Allows for an optional headset to be connected for convenient hands-free operation.
- English/Spanish/French Menu Support
- Room Monitoring
- Battery / Clock Display
- Earpiece & Ringer Volume Control
- Ringer Off Option
- Find Lost Handset / Paging Key
- Wall Mountable
- Record Conversation Capability
- Remote Message Retrieval – Allows you to receive messages from any touch-tone phone.
- NiMH Battery Packs
