Well my name is Logi and I’m here to say
That I can rock the party in the flattest of ways
I’m flatter than the tax that Steve Forbes advocates
I’m flatter than the landscape of the Sunflower State
I’m flatter than a stone that you skip in the tide
I’m flat as Nancy Reagan on the post-op side
And there’s just one thing that I forgot to mention
I’m so flat it’s like I almost have just two dimensions
But I can bust the jams and kick the funky fresh bass
So you can party ‘til you’re flat too—flat on your face
Somebody say hoooo
Warranty: 90 days
Features:
- Optimize your sound via the stereo NXT flat-panel technology for excellent stereo sound and enhanced bass.
- Only 1.24" thick! Perfect for taking with you wherever you go
- Protective cover. No carrying case required.
- Integrated cable management. For clutter-free, easy storage.
- Flexible device options. Use with most laptops and portable MP3/CD players.
- Operates
with AC adapter (included) or four AA batteries (not included).
- Ultra
long battery life enables you to listen to your favorite tunes for over
45 hours
- Unique speaker cover rotates to function as a stand
