From the desk of Korey Kringle, CEO, Santasys Corp.:
First,
let me extend warm holiday greetings to all of the associates at our
North Pole headquarters, as well as our assembly plants in Guatemala
and Indonesia, and our satellite office in the Cayman Islands. Thanks
to your hard work and dedication, Santasys is approaching yet another
successful Christmas Eve. We’ll serve some 1.8 billion boys and girls
this year, and do it all by sunup. Please give yourselves a Christmas
bonus in the form of a hearty pat on the back. You’ve earned it.
Now,
I want to talk about something our elves have cobbled up that promises
to change the face of Christmas – or, at least, the floor of Christmas.
It’s the iRobot Roomba 510, one of the next generation of the popular
vacuum cleaning robots that so many of our clients have found under the
tree these last few years. That’s right – the Roomba you’re familiar
with has gotten even better, and Santasys will bring it into homes
around the world.
What are we talking about here? We’re
talking about more cleaning power, easier maintenance, improved
navigation. We’re talking about anti-tangle technology to deal with
cords and cables. We’re talking about a larger dustbin, and sensors
that reduce Roomba’s impact on walls and furniture. From its new side
brush to its new beater brush, the Roomba 510 is a smarter, faster,
stronger robot, to deal with the terrifying new superparticles found in
21st century carpets.
But the Roomba 510 is about more than
just a clean floor. It’s about finding a voice. A voice that walks you
through the initial set-up and lets you know when the 510 needs
maintenance. A strong, reassuring voice bringing a message of hope to
these troubled times. Because what good is a clean carpet if your mind
is littered with anxiety and fear?
I think I speak for the
entire Santasys organization when I say we couldn’t be more excited
about the Roomba 510. But we didn’t just touch our noses to make it
happen. A lot of people and elves did a lot of very hard work, from our
International Vice-Elf for Acquisitions, Glodo Twinklefeather, all the
way up to Starlena Dimpleglade, our Chief Sugarplum Officer. Please
accept my personal thanks, along with the mandatory thanks of all
Santasys associates.
Finally, I do have to make one
difficult announcement concerning the new Roomba 510 project. While my
father Kris remains an integral part of Santasys in his position as
Right Jolly Old Elf Emeritus, and his indomitable spirit will guide our
sleigh tonight and every night, the Board has decided that on-time
delivery of the Roomba 510 is too crucial to entrust to a team of
magical reindeer. Instead, we will utilize Fedex Express 2-Day Service
to ensure that a Roomba 510 will be under the tree for everyone who
wants one this year. Sorry, Dad. And Merry Christmas.
Warranty: One year iRobot
Features:
- A smart, efficient vacuum that picks up dirt, dust, pet hair and more from carpets and hard floors
- Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture and along wall edges
- Automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again
- Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
- Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
- Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
- Simple to use! Just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest!
- Improved
Virtual Wall tells Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas
ý now with longer battery life and streamlined design
- Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
- Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
- Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
- Improved side brush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
In the box:
- 1 iRobot Roomba 510
- 1 Virtual Wall (Requires 2 D batteries, not included)
- 1 Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- 1 Brush Cleaning Tool
- 1 Rechargeable Battery
- 1 Extra Filter
