Welcome to February, the shortest and cruelest month of all! It’s time to turn the page on that Random Crappy Calendar you bought from us.
For some of you, this is likely to be a disappointing experience.
(Yeah, that’s right—you with the “Pigs On Parade” calendar. We’re
looking at you.)
Fear not, sweet things; here’s another
piece of exclusive, all-original substitute calendar artwork to
prettify your home, office, prison cell or cryogenic chamber. Just
click the thumbnail below to find our February image, ready to print on
any regular ol’ normal-style desktop printer. Then tape, paste or
staple it over whatever old and busted artwork you want to obscure
and—presto-kazammo! You’ve got a whole new calendar.
If you missed our replacement art for January, it’s still online here. And look for another edition of replacement calendar art in… uh… what comes after February? January, February—oh, yeah: March!