Are you like us? Did you buy your calendar more for its low price
tag than for its high level of visual interest? Well, it’s time to pay
for that misjudgment anew. This weekend it’ll be March—another month,
another nauseatingly “adorable” picture of kittens dressed up like
people. Is this going to be the worst year ever?
Not
necessarily! Join our ongoing Cubicle Beautification Project! It’s a
year-long campaign aimed at de-crappifying every wooter’s every
calendar every month. Whether you’ve got some of those Random Crappy
2008 Calendars we sold at the end of ‘07, or just made a short-sighted
half-off impulse buy at the bookstore, our tasteful, hand-crafted
designs are guaranteed* to make your calendar easier on the eyes.
Click
the thumbnail below to see our original (color!) March artwork. Print
it out—completely free of charge—and affix it to your calendar so it
obscures the existing crappy image.
This
month’s art depicts Bluetooth the pirate, a recurring character in our
weekdaily podcasts. The serialized adventures of this scurvy scamp have
endeared him to literally several Woot Podcast fans! Now he brings his
in-yarr-face attitude to the walls of your office, kitchen, dorm room
or gym locker, wherever it is that your calendar hangs. Enjoy!
If you’re looking for Calendar De-Crapping Kits from previous months, they’re still online! Catch up with January’s art hither, and February’s yonder.
*This guarantee not guaranteed.
