- Video set to Crosby, Stills and Nash just to reassure the upper middle class that Obama isn’t as black as they think
- Joe Biden reveals he has begun estrogen therapy in bid to lock up the transsexual vote
- Carefully framed camera shots that hide everyone but twentysomethings and celebrities
- Confused booking coordinator schedules speech by Jamie Kennedy
- Two stabbed in heated debate over health insurance mandates
- Rip
in time sends picture of Robert Byrd shaking hands with Obama back to
the past and ends his political career before it even starts
- Angry women in heavy makeup who refuse to accept they haven’t been a trophy wife since 1994
- Not a single word about the real truth behind 9/11 – SEE THROUGH THE LIES, PEOPLE!
- Bill Clinton and Lisa Loeb host half-hour infomercial for Time-Life’s Golden Hits of the ‘90s CD set
- Desperate 3 AM text messages from Obama saying he is lonely and promising us healthcare if we come over and stay the night
See you next week, Republicans!
