You got yours last week, Democrats.
- Men’s rooms specially designed to allow for a wide stance
- Overenthused delegates start drilling for oil on convention floor
- Sarah Palin stopped by security, asked for ID
- Enraged, chanting crowd burns effigy of Keith Olbermann
- Confused Ron Paul delegate forgets which convention he’s at, shows up wearing Iron Man costume
- Repeated attempts to serve both God and Mammon
- Angry women in heavy makeup who refuse to accept they haven’t been a trophy wife since 1984
- Nights two and three entirely dedicated to explaining that Bill Clinton must be stopped before he destroys the world
- Fred Thompson challenges Karl Rove to an old-fashioned Tennessee jowl-off
- More black speakers than in the last hundred and fifty years combined
