Are We Roomba Or Are We Dancer?
The home of today isn’t about chocolate brown carpets and bronze Zodiac signs. But trends can change in a heartbeat! You need an emotionless friend who will never judge. Especially you, @erinannie.
Cleaning? You didn’t do it when you were six, you’re sure not going to start now. Besides, you need that free time to shop for white belts and to learn how to be quirky and ironic. Doing things like playing Sheena Easton’s “Sugar Walls” on a hammered dulcimer and making Stonehenge out of egg cartons. We understand. So the iRobot Roomba 415 with Home Charging Base is ready to help you out.
All you need to do is turn it on and judgementally detach yourself. The 415 can take it from there. It knows when to head back to the Charging Base and stay out of the way, just like it knows when to hurry out and clean up all those broken eggshells. It’s so different to be making Easter eggs in July. If people don’t understand, whatever. And that makes it more fun, right? Or is it more fun to have less fun now? There really should be a manual.
Whichever way is supposed to be the cool way, the iRobot Roomba 415 with Home Charging Base can help. No more having to explain to a friend why there’s dust all over your new Chuck Taylors. No more artificial intelligence that gets dangerously close to the vinyl collection. Just a clean home your Cuban buddy won’t be ashamed to use as a mail drop. Isn’t that all any post-college trendsetter wants out of life? Well, besides a third iPhone.
Clean is the new dirty, which means dirty is now retro clean which means it won’t be coming back until about 2011 depending on what Thom Yorke does next. And can you afford to wait on Thom Yorke? We’re willing to bet you can’t. So put off buying that new pair of jeans and get a iRobot Roomba 415 with Home Charging Base instead. Robots are from the future, you know. The future is always cool.
Warranty: 1 Year iRobot
Features:
- Cleans dirt off of your hardwood, tile, linoleum, and low-to-medium pile carpet
- Advanced power system provides up to 120 minutes of cleaning power
- Returns to charging Home Base when re-charging is necessary
- Active Dirt Response detects dirtier areas and automatically increases cleaning intensity
- Automatic stair avoidance system prevents falling down on stairs
- Automatic surface transitioning adjusts entire cleaning head for both carpet and hard floor
- Low-profile design fits under beds, sofas, and other tight spots where conventional vacuums can’t reach
- On-board artificial intelligence navigate between walls and furniture legs and self-adjusts for carpet, tile, and wood floors.
- Multi-Surface Cleaning: hardwood, tile, linoleum, and low-to-medium pile carpet
- Max Mode: run the Roomba for the full charge of the battery to vacuum multiple rooms
- Spot Mode: intensely cleans one area of a room up to 3 feet in diameter
In the box:
- iRobot Roomba 415
- Home Self-Charging Base
- Cleaning Tool
- Fast Charger
- Rechargeable APS Battery
- 4 Filters (One in the Roomba, 3 in the bonus filter pack)
- 2 Virtual Walls
- 1 Brush Set with Beater Bar and Bristle Brush
