Browned Reason To Live
As a true toast lover, I’d like to be able to recommend that you buy this Morphy Richards Food Fusion 2-Slice Toaster. But I can’t.
Why? Because you don’t deserve it. You, who treat toast like some expendable accessory to the real meal, who forget all about the toast as soon as you stand up from the table. Pathetic.
Look, I don’t just love toast. I live it. I remember every slice I’ve ever had so well – whether it was light, or dark, or had butter, or jelly – that I don’t even need to check my toast journal to confirm it. Toast is life. I’ve fought for it, I’ve killed for it, and someday I hope to have the honor of dying for it.
The Morphy Richards 44234 was made for people like me. For toast connoisseurs who appreciate that Morphy Richards hails from South Yorkshire, the traditional heartland of classic English-style toast. For toast explorers who might need an extra-long slot sometimes, for exotic breads and bagels. Most of all, for passionate toast enthusiasts.
The idea of this magnificent machine sitting unappreciated on your counter, serving up exquisite toast that you hardly even care about, sickens me. I’ll see you in hell before I see you with this Morphy Richards Food Fusion 2-Slice Toaster. You wouldn’t be the first.
Warranty: 2 Year Morphy Richards
Features:
- Matching range of designer appliances
- Metallic painted silver finish
- 2 slice toaster with one long slot
- Long slot-fits different bread types
- Variable browning control dial
- Removable, washable crumb tray
- Integral bun warming rack
- Cancel/frozen and reheat functions
- Bagel function – toasts one side
- Efficient cord and plug storage
In the box:
- Morphy Richards 2 Slice Toaster
- Crumb Tray
- User’s Guide
