KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Yes? Hello?
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: Hi, are you Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin?
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Yes! I am! And you – you’re the guy who used to sit next to Johnny every night!
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: That’s right! It’s me, Dick O’Mananan! And I’m also a spokesman for the Magazine Remainder House Sweepstakes! What do you suppose that means?
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: No! I…I won? Me? Really?
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: You won! Really! You’re our latest winner!
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Yes! Yes! I won I won I won! Oh my God, I can’t believe it! I won!
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: That’s right! And here’s your novelty oversized Mad Catz iPod Power Pro 3593 Charger/Data Cable Kit! Smile for the cameras!
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Oh…uh…don’t you usually hand out novelty oversized checks?
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: Well, we stopped doing that when we stopped giving cash prizes. Now the winners just get whatever we were able to find at the flea market. Then we make oversized versions of them for the cameras. I can tell you’re excited!
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: So you don’t give out money anymore? Because my husband’s been out of work for six months now and they keep cutting my shifts at Fashion Bee so we could really use -
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: Hey, the recession’s hurt us all. That’s why we stopped with the cash prizes.
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: But what is this thing?
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: It’s a kit featuring an AC adapter, a car adapter, and a USB cable for your iPod! Some restrictions apply!
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: But I don’t even have an iPod. I can’t use it. Can I get any money for it?
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: Probably not.
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Well, then, just keep it. I don’t want it. It’s just more junk to clutter up my house.
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: Sorry, the sweepstakes entry form clearly states “no give-backs”. That goes for the novelty oversized version, too.
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: Oh, screw you. Get the hell off my property.
TV’s Dick O’Mananan: On behalf of Magazine Remainder House, Lisa, let me be the first to say “You’re welcome”! This is Dick O’Mananan with another lucky winner! Could YOU be next?
Lisa Olborz of Stoughton, Wisconsin: I said get the hell off my property.
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Solution to power up your iPod wherever you go
- Compact AC Adapter will charge your Classic or mini iPod on the go
- Car adapters sleek design also includes a 7 foot long extension cable
- 2 in 1 design USB/Firewire cable combo will transfer files to your iPod, as well as charging it via your computers USB or Firewire slot
Compatible with the following iPods:
- iPod 3rd, 4th, 5th Generation
- iPod 6th Generation (80 and 160GB models made prior to September 2008)
- iPod Mini 1st and 2nd Generation
- iPod Nano 3rd Generation
- iPod Touch 1st Generation
- iPhone 1st Generation
In the box:
- Mad Catz iPod Power Pro 3593 Charger/Data Cable Kit
