Pretend It’s Plastic Man In Disguise
You say “What’s this, Woot? We thought you were a geek site!” We say “Hey, hear us out.”
We’ve gotten a lot of attention from the “real world” in the last year. And we know that a lot of old school Internet types hate the “real world” just like a Centauri hates a Narn. See? We can still make jokes like that! We’re the same old site we always were!
But seeing this TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag and Towel is going to make some people really nervous. “Guys,” they’ll say, “I want cheap Linux boxes and maybe some action figures, not sports equipment! What happened to the überdeals you used to give us?” And at first glance, you might be right. But let us explain our logic.
The TaylorMade Tourino Stand Bag is designed to be carried backpack style, with straps and a built-in stand for when you set it down. Yes, it will naturally work with your clubs if you’re a golfer, but you know what else it will hold? Your toy swords. Foam katana, plastic Schweizersäbel, even all those cardboard gift wrap tubes, you’ll fit them all comfortably into the TaylorMade Tourino Golf Bag. You’ll finally have a handy way to carry around your arsenal that will make you the envy of the SCA or your cosplaying friends. We think you’ll even find there’s room for a lightsaber and a couple of ‘aqleHs. It’ll be right to the front of the Pizza Hut line for you!
Additionally, your bag will have some nice accessories, like a large water bottle holder, which you’ll find to be a perfect place to keep your Code Red. A snap-on rain cover will keep you dry when you’re standing in line for tickets to the director’s cut of Watchmen later this summer (still, it’s never too early to start camping out!) and you’ll have five pockets to hold the important things, like your iPod, your phaser, your duct tape wallet and your Mutant Registration Card or GL Ring.
Last, but certainly not least, we’re giving you a large Cotton French Terry towel. We’re not going to explain this. We’re just going to say that if you have no idea why you’d need to know where your towel is, well, you’ve clearly got no business telling us we’ve lost our geek cred.
The normal people who wander in here just looking for the very latest deals will only see a nice gift for a golf fan or a great excuse for a new set of clubs. But you guys, the three or four people who actually read the writeup, you’re the ones we want to impress. So remember: we bought these TaylorMade Tourino Golf Stand Bags and Towels for you. No matter what we say in the business meeting when we think you’re not listening.
Warranty: 1 Year TaylorMade
Features:
- Golf bag designed to be carried with backpack style straps and built in stand
- 7 way fused nylon dual color top with full length dividers
- Made out of polyester with 420 propex accents
- 5 pockets with integrated velour valuables pocket
- Large water bottle holder
- Umbrella holster
- Rubber zipper pulls with logo
- Snap on rain cover with zipper
- Large 3.2ft W x 1.7ft L towel made of 100% Cotton French Terry and weights 500 gms
- Bag dimensions: 2.11 ft tall by 1 ft wide
- Bag weight: 5.2lbs (without golf clubs)
In the box:
- TaylorMade Golf Bag
- Rain Cover
- Golf Towel
