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Dear Olly
My granddaughter dresses so inappropriately! She says it’s the style, but I’m afraid boys will think she’s “easy to plug in” or “possessed of a reusable cap”. What should I say to make her dress more like a lady? Or am I just an old fuddy-duddy?
Signed,
Ankles Covered
Dear Ankles Covered,
Society has become more permissive, and with heroes like the Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Battery for Mini-USB Devices, it’s no wonder that young girls are confused. You surely understand that some experimenting is normal. The best thing for you to do is gently remind her how a lady should act through example, and point out that, while a Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Battery for Mini-USB Devices could be excellent for the short term, it could never possibly be a way of life. Perhaps you can introduce her to a compatible Blackberry or Motorola phone from your church?
Dear Olly
I’m a housewife in Southern California. My husband and I enjoy a sex life comparable to other eighty-somethings our age. But recently, the spark seems to have gone out of our marriage. Do you have any suggestions to bring back the passion?
Signed,,
Octogenarian
Dear Octogenarian,
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW but the Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Battery for Mini-USB Devices requires no external power and can be used as many times as needed until it is depleted. But EW.
Dear Olly
What’s a polite way to tell your boyfriend he needs to communicate better?
Signed,
Too Nice To Talk To?
Dear Too Nice.
The gift of a Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Battery for Mini-USB Devices (along with a little note that reads “Have you forgotten to charge your cell phone? This might help you make calls again!”) is an excellent, passive-aggressive way to let your boyfriend know that you need more attention. And it also gives you a reason to be mad when he doesn’t figure it out!
Private to L.D. in Memphis: The Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Battery for Mini-USB Devices does work with any device that has a standard mini USB port, but does not work with actual port. I suggest you serve your port with a nice flourless chocolate lava cake rather than by pouring it on electronics.
Warranty: None
Features:
- Plug into a Mini USB port and instantly charges your device
- Continue to use your cell phone or other device while simultaneously charging
- No external power required
- Easy to plug in
- Starts working instantly
- Can be used as many times as needed until it is depleted
- Reusable cap protects the connector when not in use
- Works great with Motorola and Blackberry phones
- Provides up to 60 minutes of useage time and 60 hours of stand by time for Motorola and Blackberry phones
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In the box:
- 2 Cell Boost EMUSB1 Disposable Batteries
