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8 Items On Al Franken's Senatorial Agenda

Laffs by Toon, Lydon, Norman, & Rutledge on July 7, 2009 at 11:45 AM

Instruct Defense Department Psychological Warfare Division to explore methods of weaponizing Stuart Saves His Family
Sponsor federal legislation to legalize medical marijuana. Also medical hash, medical cocaine, medical quaaludes, medical psilocybin, medical LSD, and medical gasoline fumes
Name Second City a U.S. protectorate
Increase government funding for Children of Alcoholic Overeating Rageaholic Parents Anonymous
Co-sponsor new genetically-modified food regulations with Senator Feinstein, to be known as "the Franken-Feinstein Frankenfoods bill"
Require Bureau of Weights & Measures to investigate accuracy of Fox News' "Fair & Balanced" claim
Amend tax relief stimulus package to include $70,000 standard deduction for all comedians-turned-senators
Pass The For The Last Time, I Am Not Jack Handey Act of 2009