Battery Job
Look, you know I love you just the way you are. If you get this augmentation, you’ll still be the way you are, only more.
I know how it sounds, iPhone. I feel sleazy even asking. But you have to understand, it doesn’t mean I’m tired of you. It doesn’t mean I want some other phone. And it sure as hell doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with you. You’ll always be the only phone for me. We’ve had some great times together. The best times of my life. I just want more of them.
See, honey, look at this brochure. The Xpal iPower2 is a non-invasive, risk-free way to augment your battery life. The procedural involves no silicone, no implants, and no nutritional supplements or hormonal creams. Just slip your beautiful body into this protective case and enjoy up to 20 extra hours of music time, 6 extra hours of video time, or 4 extra hours of talk and data time. The lithium polymer battery is rechargeable up to 500 times. And the patented Powersafe technology ensures that you won’t have any of the health problems you may have heard about on the news.
So how about it, baby? I know it’s a lot to ask you to do for me. But we spend so much time so close together, and the Xpal iPower2 would really enhance those special moments. You’re already the most beautiful phone imaginable, and this would make you even more beautiful. Maybe that doesn’t make sense. But I believe that anything is possible with love and the Xpal iPower2. I guess I’m just romantic that way.
Warranty: 3 Year XPal
Features:
- Protective iPhone case with built-in battery
- Patented Powersafe technology
- Smart LED power indicator
- Non-slip grips
- Rechargeable up to 500 times
- Uses Mini USB to recharge internal lithium polumer battery
- Replaces 2000 AA batteries
- Standby time: Up to 255 extra hours
- Music time: Up to 20 extra hours
- Talk time: Up to 4 extra hours
- Internet time: 4 extra hours
- Video time: 6 extra hours
Specifications:
- Battery Cell: Lithium Polymer
- Power Capacity: 1200 mAh@5V
- Rated Input: DC 5V
- Rated Output: DC 5V, Max 500 mA
- Dimensions (L x W x H): 4.7” x 2.6” x 0.8”
- Weight: 2.9oz (68g)
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In the box:
- Xpal AP1200 iPhone Protective Case with Rechargeable Battery
- USB Cable
- Users Manual
