Now You Can Stop Circulating The Tapes
In the not-too-distant future / This Monday AD
There was a copywriter named Jason
Not too different from you or me
He wrote for an ecommerce site called Woot
Just a deal-a-day site of ill repute
But he kept offending people with his slurs
So his bosses said “Get him away from the customers”
“We’ll sell these cheesy movies!
The worst we can find! (la la la)
He’ll have to sit and watch them all -
That should keep him well-confined!”(la la la)
But they didn’t realize that he
Doesn’t research the things he writes (la la la)
And anyway he’d already seen them all
During some late, late teenage nights…
DVD roll call!
Aztec Mummy! (Blurrgghh!)
Soultaker! (Gimme your soul!)
Final Justice! (That’s final!)
And nine moooooooooore!
If you’re wondering how we can afford
To sell 12 movies for fifty bucks (la la la)
Stop prying into our business
And be grateful for your good luck
These Mystery Science Theater discs aren’t stolen!
Features:
- Join Joel, Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot as they supply their own playful brand of commentaries on some of cinema’s most misunderstood “masterpieces.”
- About 19 hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000 content including 12 full length movies and extra bonus features
- Each disc is in it's own DVD case
- Comes with 12 exclusive mini movie theater style posters featuring original art work
- Mini poster dimensions: 7 1/4” x 5 1/4”
Mystery Science Theater 3000: XV
Disc 1
- The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
- Bonus – Glimpses Of KTMA: MST3K Scrapbook Scraps I
- Bonus – The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy Promos
Disc 2
- The Girl In Lovers Lane
- Bonus – Behind-The-Scenes: MST3K Scrapbook Scraps II
Disc 3
- Zombie Nightmare
- Bonus – Zombie Nightmare = MST3K Dream
- Bonus – Interviews With Stars Frank Dietz and Jon Mikl Thor
Disc 4
- Racket Girls
- Bonus – Kevin Murphy And Trace Beaulieu In A Scene From The Upcoming Hamlet A.D.D.
- Bonus – Racket Girls Promo
These four discs are housed in a Mystery Science Theater 3000:XV storage box
Mystery Science Theater 3000: XIV
Disc 1
- Mad Monster
- Bonus – Original Mad Monster Trailer
Disc 2
- Manhunt in Space
- Bonus – Original Manhunt In Space Trailer
Disc 3
- Soultaker
- Bonus – A Brand-New Interview With Soultaker Star and MST3K Favorite Joe Estevez
Disc 4
- Final Justice
- Bonus – Brand-new Interiew with Final Justice star Greydon Clark
- Bonus – Mike, Tom and Crow on ESPN Cheap Seats Without Ron Parker
These four discs are housed in a Mystery Science Theater 3000:XIV storage box
Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Standard Edition
Disc 1
- First Spaceship on Venus
- Bonus – The History of MST3K (Part One)
- Bonus – Original First Spaceship on Venus Trailer
Disc 2
- Laserblast
- Bonus – The History of MST3K (Part Two)
- Bonus – Original Laserblast Trailer
Disc 3
- Werewolf
- Bonus – The History of MST3K (Part Three)
- Bonus – Original Werewolf Trailer
Disc 4
- Future War
- Bonus - Original Future War Trailer
- Comic-Con ‘08 MST3K Reunion Panel, featuring Joel Hodgson, Mike Nelson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, Bill Corbett, J. Elvis Weinstein, Paul Chaplin and Bridget Jones-Nelson. Moderated by Patton Oswald.
- Variations of a Theme Song, featuring all six versions of the theme song
These four discs are housed in a Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Standard Edition storage box
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In the box:
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XIV (4 Discs)
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: Volume XV (4 Discs)
- Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Edition (4 Discs)
