Revolutionary greetings, brothers and sisters! In the name of the
People’s Gaming Liberation Council, we call on all citizens of Wootopia
to arise and SEIZE CONTROL of the mechanisms of power!
For
too long, the parasitic jackboot of the establishment has force-fed us
inferior game controllers. Our hands are cramped, our characters are
bloody. No more!
Hail the Saitek USB Collapsible Joystick, pointing toward the shining path of gaming revolution! Its USB connectivity frees the workers from the bounds of uptight pig technologies. The four-position digital throttle with LED
indicators will always tell the people the truth. And we send a
revolutionary “right on!” to the ergonomic grip handle, the rapid fire
triggers, the two fire buttons and the single spring gimbal mechanism.
Truly, brothers and sisters, as the Chairman says, “Power comes from
the barrel of a Saitek.”
Death to the fascist joystick that plays on the life of the people! Viva the Saitek USB Collapsible Joystick!
