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14 Amazing New Mac Features That Apple Forgot To Mention

Laffs by Toon, Lydon, & Norman on October 21, 2009 at 9:50 AM

  1. Wireless keyboard no longer made in facility that processes peanuts
  2. Keep an eye on your inner self with the new wireless Mood Mouse
  3. Optional multi-touch trackpad will lower healthcare costs by $981 billion over the next ten years, according to the Congressional Budget Office
  4. System sounds now in 7.1 Dolby Digital Surround EX
  5. Keyboard now available in Grey or Cool Grey
  6. Onboard camera is the industry's only webcam endorsed by Ben Gazzara (Dogville, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie)
  7. New iMac is the Mayor of Cupertino on @foursquare!
  8. Bonus pixel makes the screen 1920 x 1081 for unheard-of clarity
  9. Every Mac model now guaranteed CueCat-compatible
  10. Improved default desktop background specially selected by the Boston Globe's senior photo editor
  11. Time Machine no longer requires you to kill Edith Keeler before restoring to old backup
  12. Lack of FireWire ports will reduce instances of spontaneous Macbook combustion by up to 2%
  13. Startup noise now Clarence Carter's "Strokin'" in full
  14. Two words: Monster Cables

         

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