The Fiery Pits of Pumpkin Hell, now in HD!
Peter Pumpkin? This is Georgina Gourd, Gertrude’s mom?
When Gertie came home with the invitation to Pepper’s Halloween slumber party, she was so excited. My husband and I were very hesitant about sending her on her first overnight but, with Pepper being her best friend, we thought it’d be okay.
We didn’t realize that when we dropped off the little pumpkin princess at your house last night, we were going to get back a quaking nervous mess of a cucurbita, sir.
Gertrude told me all about it, how you and your wife thought showing MY daughter and her other little friends scary movies on your new Philips 32” LCD HDTV would be good Halloween fun. She couldn’t stop trembling as she described, in crisp 1366×768p resolution detail, this Squash Slasher movie that you must have thought would be the perfect fare for a patch of pumpkins not even in junior high. She sat there, stem shivering, as she told us how the screams of those young pumpkins on screen, delivered through the Dolby Digital and Virtual Surround Sound of your home theatre system, still echoes through her daydreams. She sobbed as she recounted the most horrid scenes of carving and roasting and bailing horrors burned into her mind by the Philips Pixel Plus HD technology that provided such quality details and depth of each pumpkin’s death.
Well, I certainly hope that you and your wife are happy, Mr. Pumpkin. I’m certain that I’m not the only parent who will NOT be allowing their child to attend anymore sleepovers at your house. Expect a bill for all the therapy she’ll need.
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 90 Day Philips
Features:
- HD LCD display, with a 1366×768p resolution
- Pixel Plus HD for better details, depth and clarity
- Dynamic contrast for incredible rich black details
- 2×10W RMS audio power
- Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system
- Virtual Surround Sound for enhanced sound
- Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings
- 3 HDMI inputs with Easylink for HD connection
- ATSC & QAM tuner receives over the air and unscrambled cable
Picture/Display:
- Aspect ratio: Widescreen
- Brightness: 360 cd/m²
- Contrast ratio (typical): 2500:1
- Viewing angle: 170º (H) / 170º (V)
- Dynamic screen contrast: 10000:1
- Response time (typical): 8 ms
- Diagonal screen size: 32 inch / 81 cm
- Panel resolution: 1366×768p
- Picture enhancement: Pixel Plus HD, 3/2 – 2/2 motion pull down, 3D Combfilter, Digital Noise Reduction, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive Scan
- Visible screen diagonal (inch): 31.5 inch
Supported Display Resolution:
Computer formats
- 640×480 60Hz
- 720×480 60Hz
- 800×600 60Hz
- 1024×768 60Hz
- 1280×768 60Hz
- 1360×768 60Hz
Video formats
- 480i 60Hz
- 480p 60Hz
- 720p 60Hz
- 1080i 60Hz
Sound:
- Equalizer: 5-bands
- Output power (RMS): 2×10W
- Sound Enhancement: Virtual Surround Sound
- Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3), Stereo, SAP
Loudspeakers:
Convenience:
- Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control
- Clock: Sleep Timer
- Ease of Installation: Autostore, PLL Digital Tuning
- Ease of Use: Auto Volume Leveller (AVL), AutoPicture, AutoSound, Settings assistant Wizard, Side Control
- Remote Control: TV
- Screen Format Adjustments: 4:3, Movie expand 16:9, Widescreen
Tuner/Reception/Transmission:
- Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type
- TV system: ATSC, NTSC
- Video Playback: NTSC
- Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM
- Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF
Connectivity:
- AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr
- HDMI 1: HDMI v1.3, Analog audio L/R in
- HDMI 2: HDMI v1.3
- Audio Output – Digital: Coaxial (cinch)
- Front / Side connections: HDMI v1.3, S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in, USB
- EasyLink (HDMI-CEC): One touch play, Power status, System info (menu language), System audio control, System standby
Power:
- Ambient temperature: 5 °C to 35 °C
- Mains power: 120V/60Hz
- Power consumption: 155 W
- Standby power consumption: < 0.5 W
Dimensions:
- Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 30.8×20.3×3.8 inch
- VESA wall mount compatible: 200×200 mm
- Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 30.8×22.5×8.7 inch
- Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 26.1
- Product weight (lb): 19.2
- Product weight (+stand) (lb): 20.8 lb
- Box dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 35.9×24.8×9.0 inch
Additional Photos:
In the box:
- Philips 32PFL3504D/F7B 32” LCD HDTV
- Power Cable
- Remote Control
Inset photo credit: Plutor
