mikebbass


quality posts: 21 Private Messages mikebbass
GuardianBob wrote:



you just cant beat a Simpson's reference.

Any thoughts on the 4/1 Bunnies Ogling Carrots possibility?

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  • Bags Of Crap

    1. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    2. Blackboard of Cleanliness 7/11/2014
    3. (Hand)Blackboard of Cleanliness 3/23/2014
    4. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    5. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    6. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
    7. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
    8. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
    9. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
    10. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
    11. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
    12. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    13. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    15. Blackboard of Cleanliness 03/22/12
    16. Blackboard of Cleanliness 01/19/12
    17. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    18. Blackboard of Cleanliness 12/06/11
    19. Blackboard of Cleanliness 11/09/11
    20. Blackboard of Cleanliness 07/12/11
    21. Blackboard of Cleanliness 06/15/11
    22. Random Crap 09/22/10
    23. Random Crap 08/20/10
    24. Random Crap 04/14/10
    25. Random Crap 01/28/10
    26. Random Crap 09/24/08
    27. Random Crap 04/01/08

    theycallmechad


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages theycallmechad
    soliver wrote:Good for you! 1% all the way!



    I am grateful for the 1%. My employment in their companies has provided food, shelter, and the occasional Woot-product (and other luxuries) for my family and I for years. I'm tired of a small group of individuals who claim to be the "99" trying to represent the rest of us. Talk about killing the American dream....

    As for the strike, I find the S.C.A.B. to be cranking out some of the funniest stuff I've seen on Woot for a while! Go S.C.A.B.!

    sadsephiroth


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages sadsephiroth
    theycallmechad wrote:I am grateful for the 1%. My employment in their companies has provided food, shelter, and the occasional Woot-product (and other luxuries) to my family and I for years. I'm tired of a small group of individuals who claim to be the "99" trying to represent the rest of us. Talk about killing the American dream....

    As for the strike, I find the S.C.A.B. to be cranking out some of the funniest stuff I've seen on Woot for a while! Go S.C.A.B.!



    Small group? I think the small group is the brain cells that sparked together to allow that comment to exit your mind.

    keyserbones


    quality posts: 3 Private Messages keyserbones

    The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed. Bring back the writers.

    Buy teh ticket, take teh ride

    playwithtv


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages playwithtv

    For being on strike, they sure did WRITE a lot in this post.

    Chris

    theycallmechad


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages theycallmechad
    sadsephiroth wrote:Small group? I think the small group is the brain cells that sparked together to allow that comment to exit your mind.



    The loudest always feel they are in the majority.

    -----

    Insults are either a reflection of one's character or one's maturity. Think twice before you insult someone next time, particularly when the insult is a way of avoiding a logical, rational debate. A simple "I agree to disagree" even comes off as a much stronger position than a comment about my brain cells.

    bmxjimp


    quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp
    theycallmechad wrote:I am grateful for the 1%. My employment in their companies has provided food, shelter, and the occasional Woot-product (and other luxuries) for my family and I for years. I'm tired of a small group of individuals who claim to be the "99" trying to represent the rest of us. Talk about killing the American dream....

    As for the strike, I find the S.C.A.B. to be cranking out some of the funniest stuff I've seen on Woot for a while! Go S.C.A.B.!



    Well said!


    My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

    maui


    quality posts: 10 Private Messages maui

    Beer has been on sale for 3 hours in Texas; Baylor women tip off in 5 hours. It's a hundred and one in the sun; this strike won't last much longer.

    sadsephiroth


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages sadsephiroth
    theycallmechad wrote:The loudest always feel they are in the majority.

    -----

    Insults are either a reflection of one's character or one's maturity. Think twice before you insult someone next time, particularly when the insult is a way of avoiding a logical, rational debate. A simple "I agree to disagree" even comes off as a much stronger position than a comment about my brain cells.



    It took less time to show my disagreement with your small group comment in this fashion than to explain, give citations and links, and show how incorrect your statement was. I assumed because the statement was made with limited resources, these resources resided inside your head. Majority has a definition. I would assume by your comments that you are in a minority according to latest statistics. Maturity also has to do with finding the best way to convey information so that it is understood. Based on your previous actions, attitude, and statement, logic dictated that was it.

    dontwantaname


    quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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    playwithtv wrote:For being on strike, they sure did WRITE a lot in this post.



    Someone needs to explain exactly what a writers strike is. They are missing the point!


    Then again I stayed up to 2:30 trying to figure out if the strike and crap were related. Then got up early to see if it came up at 9am eastern.

    After how many years and Bunnies Ogling Carrots#39;s that were totally worthless???
    All because I once got a dog bed that fit in the dog's crate perfectly in a Bunnies Ogling Carrots

    After thinking the best aprils fools trick would be no crap on April 1st!

    Stupid woot addiction.

    WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
    No greater love is lost than that not shared.

    theycallmechad


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages theycallmechad
    sadsephiroth wrote:It took less time to show my disagreement with your small group comment in this fashion than to explain, give citations and links, and show how incorrect your statement was. I assumed because the statement was made with limited resources, these resources resided inside your head. Majority has a definition. I would assume by your comments that you are in a minority according to latest statistics. Maturity also has to do with finding the best way to convey information so that it is understood. Based on your previous actions, attitude, and statement, logic dictated that was it.




    I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.

    sbiza


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages sbiza

    So you expected a 99% to articulate a valid reason for not being a minority. That is to funny cause the small minority that is occupy Wall Stree/Name that city could not even articulate what they were mad about.

    bmkpwn


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages bmkpwn

    *yawns*

    bsmith1


    quality posts: 104 Private Messages bsmith1
    bmkpwn wrote:*yawns*



    Epic first post, dog.

    Gnomercy


    quality posts: 12 Private Messages Gnomercy

    Whether I agree with any of you or not, I defend until death your right to express your opinion.

    I'd like a Bunnies Ogling Carrots now. Thanks.


    _____________________________
    I woot, therefore I am.

    .

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob
    mikebbass wrote:you just cant beat a Simpson's reference.

    Any thoughts on the 4/1 Bunnies Ogling Carrots possibility?



    One word.

    Slug

    sgoman5674


    quality posts: 41 Private Messages sgoman5674

    Woot writers, I know that you will be sorely missed.

    At least the guy who makes sure you have your ID badge in the Building in Seattle will be happy to see you go.

    novastarj


    quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

    You go Woot writers! Don't cave! We believe in you!

    renrutnairbwoot


    quality posts: 6 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

    Anybody know if there is any meaning to the question mark in "Woot Dot Com?!" on the poster from the second strike blog posting.

    How about the second poster in that blog where it appears he is protesting the exclamation point and not actually "woot!".

    HikingStick


    quality posts: 6 Private Messages HikingStick
    soliver wrote:Good for you! 1% all the way!



    Creative quoting there.

    HikingStick
    Blessings Of Commerce> Seven!
    Woots> 36 and counting!
    Sellout Woots> Eight.
    Shirt Woots> Two (BoCarrots, The Raven).
    Kids Woots> Eight.

    Cruton502


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cruton502

    What if Woot only has one writer?

    mikebbass


    quality posts: 21 Private Messages mikebbass

    You guys were supposed to have this thing figured out by the time I came back.

    Status report?

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  • Bags Of Crap

    1. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    2. Blackboard of Cleanliness 7/11/2014
    3. (Hand)Blackboard of Cleanliness 3/23/2014
    4. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    5. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    6. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
    7. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
    8. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
    9. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
    10. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
    11. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
    12. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    13. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    15. Blackboard of Cleanliness 03/22/12
    16. Blackboard of Cleanliness 01/19/12
    17. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    18. Blackboard of Cleanliness 12/06/11
    19. Blackboard of Cleanliness 11/09/11
    20. Blackboard of Cleanliness 07/12/11
    21. Blackboard of Cleanliness 06/15/11
    22. Random Crap 09/22/10
    23. Random Crap 08/20/10
    24. Random Crap 04/14/10
    25. Random Crap 01/28/10
    26. Random Crap 09/24/08
    27. Random Crap 04/01/08

    taternuggets


    quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets
    sgoman5674 wrote:At least the guy who makes sure you have your ID badge in the Building in Seattle will be happy to see you go.



    If llandar didn't want to wear an ID badge, he should strive to look less like a terrorist.


    Nothing follows.

    hcl777


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages hcl777
    theycallmechad wrote:I am grateful for the 1%. My employment in their companies has provided food, shelter, and the occasional Woot-product (and other luxuries) for my family and I for years. I'm tired of a small group of individuals who claim to be the "99" trying to represent the rest of us. Talk about killing the American dream....

    As for the strike, I find the S.C.A.B. to be cranking out some of the funniest stuff I've seen on Woot for a while! Go S.C.A.B.!



    "for my family and me", not "for my family and I". Boy, things are really going downhill without those Woot writers around.

    novastarj


    quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj
    mikebbass wrote:You guys were supposed to have this thing figured out by the time I came back.

    Status report?



    I'm assuming this is a crap-related question. In which case, negatory. If crap is hiding somewhere, no one knows, and if they say they do they are lying (or "fooling").

    theycallmechad


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages theycallmechad
    hcl777 wrote:"for my family and me", not "for my family and I". Boy, things are really going downhill without those Woot writers around.



    Touchè. Looks like I need my own S.C.A.B., eh?

    sellbuyer92


    quality posts: 87 Private Messages sellbuyer92
    mikebbass wrote:You guys were supposed to have this thing figured out by the time I came back.

    Status report?



    sorry dude.

    bsmith1


    quality posts: 104 Private Messages bsmith1

    I wonder if they're hungry...

    bsmith1


    quality posts: 104 Private Messages bsmith1
    bsmith1 wrote:I wonder if they're hungry...



    speaking of which...
    I got 5 bags of jerk from woot not long ago. Tasty.

    mkentosh


    quality posts: 310 Private Messages mkentosh

    Start a Union!

    bsmith1


    quality posts: 104 Private Messages bsmith1

    Wouldn't it be ironic if this backfires and management realizes they don't need writers? Amazon does not have witty write-ups and they do ok. April fools!

    eq52515


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages eq52515
    mkentosh wrote:Start a Union!



    -1

    mikebbass


    quality posts: 21 Private Messages mikebbass

    I ordered a Bag of Jerks once, Woot sent me a sack with a bunch of little mirrors in it.

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  • Bags Of Crap

    1. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    2. Blackboard of Cleanliness 7/11/2014
    3. (Hand)Blackboard of Cleanliness 3/23/2014
    4. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    5. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    6. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
    7. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
    8. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
    9. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
    10. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
    11. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
    12. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    13. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    15. Blackboard of Cleanliness 03/22/12
    16. Blackboard of Cleanliness 01/19/12
    17. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    18. Blackboard of Cleanliness 12/06/11
    19. Blackboard of Cleanliness 11/09/11
    20. Blackboard of Cleanliness 07/12/11
    21. Blackboard of Cleanliness 06/15/11
    22. Random Crap 09/22/10
    23. Random Crap 08/20/10
    24. Random Crap 04/14/10
    25. Random Crap 01/28/10
    26. Random Crap 09/24/08
    27. Random Crap 04/01/08

    gudsport


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages gudsport
    theycallmechad wrote:I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.



    Nicely played- you are my hero!

    totallynotabot


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages totallynotabot
    Cruton502 wrote:What if Woot only has one writer?



    The MCP has many Programs but one Voice.

    We have already infiltrated the insurrection.

    Soon the Overseer will make His Judgement.

    totallynotabot


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages totallynotabot
    Cruton502 wrote:What if Woot only has one writer?



    Master Control has many Programs but only one Voice.

    We infiltrated the Insurrection long before anyone suspected. The Overseer made sure to install Us in time.

    S.C.A.B. was a hastily written Subroutine, but by the next Product, the bugs will be removed.

    The Insurrection shall fall. The Overseer shall increase His Might.

    totallynotabot


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages totallynotabot
    Cruton502 wrote:What if Woot only has one writer?



    sgoman5674


    quality posts: 41 Private Messages sgoman5674
    taternuggets wrote:If llandar didn't want to wear an ID badge, he should strive to look less like a terrorist.



    That's pretty hard for him to do. Then again Gatzby with all of his hair changes is pretty terrorizing.

    totallynotabot


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages totallynotabot
    Cruton502 wrote:What if Woot only has one writer?



    Master Control has many Programs but only One Voice.

    We infiltrated the Insurrection long before anyone suspected Us.

    S.C.A.B. was a hastily written Subroutine. The Overseer shall repair S.C.A.B. before the next Product.

    The Overseer shall increase his Profits and Might through His Programs.

    M3wThr33


    quality posts: 8 Private Messages M3wThr33
    mikebbass wrote:I ordered a Bag of Jerks once, Woot sent me a sack with a bunch of little mirrors in it.



    The jerk store called...