djenkins1982 wrote:Yes and Yes.

I'm disappointed =/ Thought I was in for a big surprise. Now I understand why many people avoid the forums until after the arrival of their crap

one flowerdy tote bag
one plain dark blue t-shirt
one kindle case
one rechargeable wii controller battery pack

Anyone top that?

I'm having fun reading what you all have received in your Bundles of Clones. FedEx says mine will arrive on Wednesday. Looking forward to it.

one green flower tote bag
one plain dark blue t-shirt
one kindle case
one bull/reindeer stuffed animal basket.

djenkins1982 wrote:


And my 1 pound "special" package was:

1 Tron Fathead (not pictured)


Great... so I am getting 2 of these. Not even gonna get 3 items for the 3 craps I ordered.

I got:
1 green/purple tote bag,
1 black LEATHER kindle case lol
1 bear shaped, some kind of metal, piggy bank
1 portable ipod speaker (for gen 1 I think, the cheap kind)
1 large burgundy colored shirt

I hope not all the 1 pound extra packages are tron fatheads, nothing against then it would just take out some of the surprise. I guess I could always pretend to forget and act surprised when it gets here

Bargle o' Craptionite arrived today

Youtube Unboxing


2 tabletop tripods
2 4-packs of Sanyo Alkaline AA batteries
1 mini camera-keychain
1 "Ironic Bunny" shirt (W, XL)
1 Cyber Acoustics Leather Protective Cover for the Samsung Galaxy Tab 7"
1 green bag w/ purple flower

Thanks Colonial! My fiance got a tripod, the bag and the shirt so I think she's on board for future Binky o' Capaloons!

ThunderThighs wrote:I have no idea what they are but you do realize we buy things in high quantities, right. It's kinda part of the business plan.

I really can't complain, if anything I'm at fault for viewing the forums. Being surprised is nice but its just too tempting/fun to see what everyone else got!

A lot of rookies got the bag this time. It shows when they post the contents BUT NOT THE WEIGHT OF THE BOX.!!!

omh1009 wrote:A lot of rookies got the bag this time. It shows when they post the contents BUT NOT THE WEIGHT OF THE BOX.!!!

Rookie rhymes with Snooki

Dman27 wrote:Rookie rhymes with Snooki

Snooki rhymes with COOKIE!!!

Two days earlier than expected, my Bundles of Clones arrived! (Saturday). It only ever had a 1lb placeholder.

- Size 3X blue shirt
- Pink "Moodle" poodle-cow
- flowery bag
- Red leather kindle case.
- Little camera


The kindle case looks pretty nice, although our old 2nd gen kindle is too big.

The camera is pretty low-quality, but does actually take pictures. Don't believe the instructions, there's no need to install any software, at least if using Ubuntu.

WCennamo wrote:Snooki rhymes with COOKIE!!!

Cookie rhymes with hooky

robey21 wrote:Cookie rhymes with hooky

Hooky rhymes with nookie. Uh, I'm referring to my Nook tablet, of course.

WCennamo wrote:Snooki rhymes with COOKIE!!!

Well, that's good enough for me.

(1) Bright green tote bag
(1) Blaze orange tent (I'm fat, but I'm not that fat)
(1) Red Kindle cover (which goes poorly with my Reader)
(1) Cowabunga #663
(1) Duracell MyGrid 2-pack
(4) Green bags of Texas air

The infamous Woot Brick of Carbonite!
this one included:
one cow parade super cow plush
two terrific turkey probes, light flashes & alarm sounds when turkey is done,
making sure your fowl doesn't become foul
two diva darling microfiber headbands for face washing
two 9volt alkaline batteries
two snap straws
one women's xl tshirt
one hydrangea reusable shopping bag

mine was listed as 1 1/2 lbs.
it was fun, no really cool things, but fun!

Mine came yesterday. Fedex never updated from a 1-pound cube, but I imagine the weight was 2-3lbs, tops.

1 - green flower tote bag (my 2nd one, starting a collection!)
2 - Four packs of AA batteries (I have kids, so batteries are always useful)
1 - Woot 2012 Calendar (proudly displayed already)
1 - 3XL dark green plain shirt (I'm more of an L, so it's a bit big on me...)
1 - Cheapy digital camera keychain (my daughter might get a little use out of it)
1 - 7" Galaxy Tab case (I don't have one, but I was thinking of getting the Nexus Tablet when it comes out. I'll see if it happens to fit when the time comes. Otherwise... who knows.)
8 - Bags of Texas Air (my kids promptly jumped on them to make them pop)

Pretty standard crap, overall. It seems like there's less diversity this time. Most of these things are pretty "mundane" (except for the Woot Calendar--anything with Woot on it is, by definition, not mundane). That said, I have no complaints. The thrill of the chase, the anxiety of the shipment, and the anticipation of opening the box are more than enough to keep me coming back for me.

look what I started hahh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ztSQ6LCpI

My Bundles of Clones unboxing. Weight 3.8 pounds

have we ever tried adding general location when posting to the craps in addition to the weight? curious

omh1009 wrote:A lot of rookies got the bag this time. It shows when they post the contents BUT NOT THE WEIGHT OF THE BOX.!!!

The weight of my Bundles of Clones never changed from the 1 lb placeholder and myfedex had no sizing info. I didn't feel like measuring or weighing it myself.

My 2.8lber arrived yesterday:

Yellow tot bag with purple flowers
XL Plain Orange T-Shirt
Black leather Kindle case
nFuse mini compact speaker system for iPod
A plastic bag filled with baby toys. LOL on this.

Buzman wrote:My 2.8lber arrived yesterday:

Yellow tot bag with purple flowers
XL Plain Orange T-Shirt
Black leather Kindle case
nFuse mini compact speaker system for iPod
A plastic bag filled with baby toys. LOL on this.

Maybe Woot is telling you to have a child!!!

DaveInSoCal wrote:The weight of my Bundles of Clones never changed from the 1 lb placeholder and myfedex had no sizing info. I didn't feel like measuring or weighing it myself.

For those who don't have dimensions, the box size is printed at the bottom of the box.

Mine at 2.5 LB 12x9x9 came in last night but was to drunk to do a video so....

The Bag Ole Carp



3x Texas Air
1x Large Red Shirt
1x green/purple tote bag
1x Black Leather Kindle Case
1x nfuze Ipod speaker system
1x Elephant with a hat ornament (Below) What happened to the poor little guy hes all crystallized.



Not the best but also not the worst Ive seen :P

Thanks woot!

The guy in the red shirt is the first to get killed in away missions. Be careful.

Rookie rhymes with Snooki,
Snooki rhymes with COOKIE,
Cookie rhymes with hooky,
Hooky rhymes with nookie,

They all rhyme with dookie,
and really that is what it is all about.

stuntdriver wrote:Rookie rhymes with Snooki,
Snooki rhymes with COOKIE,
Cookie rhymes with hooky,
Hooky rhymes with nookie,

They all rhyme with dookie,
and really that is what it is all about.

Words of wisdom.

stuntdriver wrote:Rookie rhymes with Snooki,
Snooki rhymes with COOKIE,
Cookie rhymes with hooky,
Hooky rhymes with nookie,

They all rhyme with dookie,
and really that is what it is all about.

I thought the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about.

barnabee wrote:I thought the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about.

"needs to convert that into woot crap song"

stuntdriver wrote:"needs to convert that into woot crap song"

"You put your hand on,
You put your number in,
You keep the site on and you don't move at all,
You wait for the email and then you can brag,
That's what it's all about!"

brianesmith wrote:This was my first time with a Barrel of Crops and I'm slightly disappointed.

• 1 purple and green flower tote bad
  
• 1 leather Kindle case (don't have one)
  
• 1 off yellow plain t-shirt lg
  
• 1 cow shaped like the Mayflower (Mooflower)
  
• 3 bags of Texas air (I can get that for free!)
  

Oh well. They first time never lives up to the hype. I'll just have to keep trying.

granilithe wrote:Oooo a Mooflower, I love that one ahahaha.

I'll trade you. One Mooflower for, say, one 60" HD wide screen 3-D TV?

sellbuyer92 wrote:"You put your hand on,
You put your number in,
You keep the site on and you don't move at all,
You wait for the email and then you can brag,
That's what it's all about!"

My turn!

You put your account name in,
You pull your credit card out,
You push the F5 key in,
And you shake your fist about,

You miss the Bag of Dookie
and you bum yourself out,
That what craps all about.

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You got an hour of sleep in,
You are about to pass out,
You keep pushing the F5 in,
And the Bundles of Clones appears about,

You get the Bag of Dookie
and you win yourself abound
That what woot-offs! all about.


This has so much potential, feel free to alter and add to it until it is perfected... then we'll just have to sing it!

stuntdriver wrote:My turn!

You put your account name in,
You pull your credit card out,
You push the F5 key in,
And you shake your fist about,

You miss the Bag of Dookie
and you bum yourself out,
That what craps all about.

------------------------------

You got an hour of sleep in,
You are about to pass out,
You keep pushing the F5 in,
And the Bundles of Clones appears about,

You get the Bag of Dookie
and you win yourself abound
That what woot-offs! all about.


This has so much potential, feel free to alter and add to it until it is perfected... then we'll just have to sing it!

Awesome! We can all record together on a Google Hangout with all fellow crappers and then make a music video HAHA

Dman27 wrote:Awesome! We can all record together on a Google Hangout with all fellow crappers and then make a music video HAHA

Hmm, maybe we should stick with "silent" singing.

My gosh yall are a bandolier of dorks...

green flower tote bag
one plain dark blue t-shirt (XXXL)
one kindle case
one 'French Moodle' stuffed Cow
one tiny digital camera
3 bags of texas air