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Josephus


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That's right, y'all didn't think I'd forgotten this misbegotten contest, did you?
While discussing my bad ideas with Don'twantanamenowaynohow, a good idea sprang forth on its own: Since ZIlla wants to be a volunteer moderator now, the question is begging to be answered, what sort of posts would zilla remove as moderator? Since this is a photoshop contest, we'll limit ourselves to the topic: What sort of 'chopped images would zilla remove if he becomes a volunteer moderator at Woot.com?
In this Bizarro world, we can be sure that nothing with any sort of sexual innuendo, explicit sex, crudity or offensiveness in nature in any way would be considered out-of-line by my esteemed friend Zilla- SO DON'T GO THERE. You'll get yourself banned by Woot.com! if you start posting any kind of pictures of those types, even in this contest. Instead, you have to think like Zilla- check out the Everything But Woot side of the tracks, over there where the cigarette butts line the ground, and you can drive by and see all the post whores standing under the street lights.- You know, the Amsterdam side of Wooterville. It won't take long to understand what zilla likes and dislikes.
I'd suggest that anything by posted by faithcoaching or LKK would likely be BBZ (banned by zilla).

as a hint, though, zilla seems to like those inexplicably cute and sweet kitten chops.


OK, for the 'official' stuff,
Post your entry here by 11:59 p.m. CST on Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in this forum, as a jpg, gif, or png. Please try to keep your posting maximum width to 550px or so. Links to Super Sizes are OK and even welcome.

"Winner Receives Credit Only". That's right, praise and kudos are all you can expect out of this contest. You do get a big virtual dodgeball statue, though; I know, BFD. most important, you get bragging rights.

The winner this week has the responsibility of choosing the topic for Dodgeball Contest #26.

LKK


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Josephus wrote:Contest


LOL - Love it Joe & D'name! Great plug for EBW too.

dontwantaname


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Volunteer Moderator

It is true. I was absolutely useless when it came to picking a subject.
Good luck everyone!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

carmicha


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bluebledthesea


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Haha, awesome contest. I keep trying to think of chops, but I always end up with stuff he'd probably think was funny.

faithcoaching


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carmicha wrote:



So, I take it the slurppier, sweeter, and cuter the entry the better?

Now then ... where did I put that pic of LKK's bangs?

Go gators! Go Hokies!

gwp


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Toadlet


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Interesting idea... I think Zilla would probably probate the Wootbot just to see what would happen.

I appear to be melting.

no1


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carmicha


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faithcoaching wrote:
So, I take it the slurppier, sweeter, and cuter the entry the better?



I'm thinking kuwaii (the design ethic fetishized by Japanese schoolgirls around cute, not the Hawaian destination) but y'all know zilla and I really don't.

gitgraphic


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gwp


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"I'm here to investigate a penguin abuse allegation. If you wouldn't mind terribly, could you please assume 'the position'?"

Edit -- Woot translation: "I'm weeping with joy to snuggle an incontinent cougar petting celebration. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

gitgraphic


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Will this position do?

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darthv8r


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Zilla deleted my post!

LKK


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gwp wrote:Penguin Chastity Belt


LOL - this would definitely be banned by Zilla!

darthv8r


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Zilla deleted my post!

Pixel8


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If I can get someone to soil themselves I will able to sleep tonight.

ahrjones


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Source

Promise to fix scale & white space later.

Edit: Fixed. Smaller

LKK


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ahrjones wrote:Balloon Proposal


ThunderThighs


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ahrjones


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LKK wrote:



You noticed! Thank you! Now, to fix it... Fixed.

Orcrist42


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carmicha wrote:

I'm thinking kuwaii (the design ethic fetishized by Japanese schoolgirls around cute, not the Hawaian destination) but y'all know zilla and I really don't.



funny, kawaii was the first thing that I thought of too.

Thus I give you chibi kawaii:



Edit: though it needed a background to really add the feel. stole one from hello kitty

bluebledthesea


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daj59 wrote:Zilla Daddy?



Heh, actually, he is.

websorcerer


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Cute Kitty


Sources
Goth Kitty
Kitten

bluebledthesea


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ThunderThighs


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bluebledthesea wrote:
Heh, actually, he is.


Oh... oops.



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terrybatey


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bluebledthesea wrote:

Heh, actually, he is.


We talking sugar daddy, big daddy or papa daddy with a child in tow.

bluebledthesea


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terrybatey wrote:
We talking sugar daddy, big daddy or papa daddy with a child in tow.



Papi. I'm being serious for once!

dontwantaname


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Come on people! We needs entries!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

darthv8r


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we see you lurking! you better put in an entry before d'name whips ya!

Zilla79


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terrybatey wrote:
We talking sugar daddy, big daddy or papa daddy with a child in tow.



All of the above. :-)

--> Official Muse: Dodgeball #25

--=-=-=Penguin Assault Force=-=-=--

terrybatey


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Zilla79 wrote:

All of the above. :-)


Congrats, left a question for you over on Rat when you get a chance.

terrybatey


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dontwantaname wrote:Come on people! We needs entries!


I am trying. I am, as we speak, learning how to chop. Can't resist this week. Clueless Chopping but chopping none the less. My teacher is my ten year old neighbor. You may now laugh D'name and all others.

dontwantaname


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darthv8r wrote: we see you lurking! you better put in an entry before d'name whips ya!




That is right! Get chopping!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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Josephus wrote:In this Bizarro world, we can be sure that nothing with any sort of sexual innuendo, explicit sex, crudity or offensiveness in nature in any way would be considered out-of-line by my esteemed friend Zilla

I'd suggest that anything by posted by faithcoaching or LKK would likely be BBZ (banned by zilla).


Mr. Josephus,

I don't even know what this means, but here goes.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:


That is right! Get chopping!


Ms. Name,

You didn't even come up with a theme!

dontwantaname


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terrybatey wrote:
I am trying. I am, as we speak, learning how to chop. Can't resist this week. Clueless Chopping but chopping none the less. My teacher is my ten year old neighbor. You may now laugh D'name and all others.



Is the ten year old getting paid?
Heck, I can't even crop my photos, I'm not going to laugh.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:
Ms. Name,

You didn't even come up with a theme!



No I didn't. I just let poor Joe do it all, while he had the flu.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

LKK


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no1 wrote:Father Zilla[/URL]


I'm picturing Zilla hearing confessions - and, well, the image isn't pretty.
Nice one no1!

terrybatey


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dontwantaname wrote:

Is the ten year old getting paid?
Heck, I can't even crop my photos, I'm not going to laugh.


Yeah, upside down pineapple cake and coke. I'll let her play on my pole and swing later. hehe