That's right, y'all didn't think I'd forgotten this misbegotten contest, did you?
While discussing my bad ideas with Don'twantanamenowaynohow, a good idea sprang forth on its own: Since ZIlla wants to be a volunteer moderator now, the question is begging to be answered, what sort of posts would zilla remove as moderator? Since this is a photoshop contest, we'll limit ourselves to the topic: What sort of 'chopped images would zilla remove if he becomes a volunteer moderator at Woot.com?
In this Bizarro world, we can be sure that nothing with any sort of sexual innuendo, explicit sex, crudity or offensiveness in nature in any way would be considered out-of-line by my esteemed friend Zilla- SO DON'T GO THERE. You'll get yourself banned by Woot.com! if you start posting any kind of pictures of those types, even in this contest. Instead, you have to think like Zilla- check out the Everything But Woot side of the tracks, over there where the cigarette butts line the ground, and you can drive by and see all the post whores standing under the street lights.- You know, the Amsterdam side of Wooterville. It won't take long to understand what zilla likes and dislikes.
I'd suggest that anything by posted by faithcoaching or LKK would likely be BBZ (banned by zilla).
as a hint, though, zilla seems to like those inexplicably cute and sweet kitten chops.
OK, for the 'official' stuff,
Post your entry here by 11:59 p.m. CST on Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in this forum, as a jpg, gif, or png. Please try to keep your posting maximum width to 550px or so. Links to Super Sizes are OK and even welcome.
"Winner Receives Credit Only". That's right, praise and kudos are all you can expect out of this contest. You do get a big virtual dodgeball statue, though; I know, BFD. most important, you get bragging rights.
The winner this week has the responsibility of choosing the topic for Dodgeball Contest #26.