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So like...what happens if I go, "Boss shirt, boss!" And the guy never listened to this podcast, so he's all, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?" And then I'm like, "Uhhh....nothin' man...I was just..." and he totally cuts me off and says, "Listen you stupid piece of $#!*, I was a GREAT boss! I was only laid off because of the damn economy! You think you're funny with your little sarcastic remarks?!? HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS ANYWAY?!?"
So then I'm like freakin' out because this dude's totally big enough to bench press my entire family, so I start to walk away quietly and he goes, "Don't you walk away from me boy!" and he throws a brick at my face and I have to get rushed to the hospital with a huge gash in my forehead and a concussion!!!
Yeah...so...if that happens, will Woot pay for my medical bills? I'm just sayin'...
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richmoney wrote:Saw my first shirt.woot.com shirt today, outside of the ones in the mirror (man that guy dresses snazzy). Secret passphrase applied, and lost... must spread
Here's a suggestion for a shirt.woot spotting "smart-butt" phrase for those of us who like to give a little back to the world whether they want it or not! Upon spotting a fellow shirt.woot patron adorned in the finest threads 100% cotton/sarcasm blend has to offer recite this lovely poem:
How much loot was your woot shirt, dude? 'Cause you're woot shirt, dude's a. beaut!
Now we all know barring the occassional special deals that this is a trick question and, therefore, to answer with a dollar amount is both wrong and revealing (of what, I am not sure, the data is still being analyzed).
So the true response, in keeping with the "if you aren't with us, you are gong to wish you were later when you're trying to figure out what just went down" woot theme, I believe should be a powerful word! A word that can hold it's own (even in sentence fragments like this). That word is...
"Arby's Could Get You Pregnant"
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HAH, the first day I wore "you have to try this guys" the usher at the movie theater just chuckled and said he just got that one too... I had to inform him of the secret pass phrase so he would not be embarrassed thusly in the future.
>insert funny quote here<