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wootalyzer


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Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - Saving Woot prices for decades to come
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Random carp
$1.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

Product List:
- 1 Random carp

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

barneyis666


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And here come the whiners...

ack154


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"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!

I survived the Everglide headphones of 2007. Three hours and 45 minutes of sheer hell in the middle of a Woot!Off.

woots: 34 (3 x craps, 6 x monkeys)
shirts: 22
sellouts: 4

mmjensen


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I am getting sick off Woot, Everytime there is something decent it sells out before i can even get to the checkout page. I'm done with you Woot. Buy some better servers.

WallPhone


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Man, that was a slow moving carp.

Twenty-four Woots, five sellouts, two out of nine craps successful since 2006.

zebra5150


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w00t lucky carp #5! I love me some carp.

guess that blood pressure cuff really distracted everyone...

technogene


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wootalyzer wrote:Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - Saving Woot prices for decades to come
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Random carp
$1.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

Product List:
- 1 Random Carp

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!


come ooooooooon i want 1 random carp!

disillusion


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Wow the "I want 3" button didn't work and neither did the submit button. The server really took a carp this time.

Didn't get one, thanks overloaded server.

cehart


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barneyis666 wrote:And here come the whiners...



You're damn skippy --

This is the tenth time to get in on the Banjo of Consternation only to have the server knock me out. Whine whine whine.....

woot.com 9
shirt.woot 7
wine.woot 2

PFFJazzMan


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Bleh... my first-ever chance to get a bagocrapo and thanks to woot's measly struggling 386-based server and dialup modem all I got was a teeshirt with carrots on it.

ack154


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ack154 wrote:"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!


"Your order is in!"

Woohoo! carp #3!

I survived the Everglide headphones of 2007. Three hours and 45 minutes of sheer hell in the middle of a Woot!Off.

woots: 34 (3 x craps, 6 x monkeys)
shirts: 22
sellouts: 4

bgolfer66


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My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thopught I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!

DDote77


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Okay, so I got one!!! However, when I went to click on three, it wouldn't highlight. Dang server crashes!!!!

speed4207


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bull carp Server is too busy

olcubmaster


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Let the cries of the misfortunate begin!

Yeah - I missed it too once again.

[color=blue]Sugar 'em up and send 'em home[/color]

antiver


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I win!

zebra5150


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oops...got too f5 happy.

uky2007


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I'm at work with an UBER fast internet connection and I STILL can't get the BAG??!?!?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!

15 Woots! and counting....

bgolfer66


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My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thought I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!

mangesk


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So angry. No can haz beg oh crep.

Airkat


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ack154 wrote:"your order is processing"

PROCESS FASTER!


Only got in for one, but that's an accomplishment in itself

woot the fook?

smcain


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AUGH, I got all the way to the order confirmation page, press the stupidly large button, got server too busy, refreshed and DENIED.

Kalenth


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I hate you woot. 5 computers in my tech room, and none of them could get to the site. I'm 15 miles away from you! where are your servers located!


AUGH!!!!

bgolfer66


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My First carp!!!

I got some carp, I got some carp...

I thought I clicked 3, the email says one. I'm happy I got carp!

allnicksgone


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My word, after years of trying, I do believe I finally got the carp. Three even. Must be my lucky day.

emurph


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Missed it again! RRRRRRR!!!! I wait and I wait and I wait and I wait then yay bag or carp but then NOOOOOOO I can't get on--server too busy. And I try and I try and I try and then.... I cry. *sigh*

dewthedru


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i was "this" close. saw the Bandolier of Carrots and then.....tick....tick....tick.

same ol' story for everyone i guess.

mwalters


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I couldn't get my carp - servers were too busy........

ycsing


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BAH! No Blogging Old CEO for me this time. Maybe next month....*sigh*

randylm


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I got on the order page 3 times, not sure if I got it though

mangesk


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So angry. No can haz beg oh crep.

jeauxkewl


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Screwed again. One of these days I'm going to get an order for Bandolier of Carrots to go through.

Random Crap x 4 Brinkmann flashlight x3 iGO Power Adapters x2 PowerSquid x3 Polaroid HD Video Camera USB Woot-off lights Ultimate Bacon Lovers gift pack Yukon Spotting Scope Stanley Pliers x3 Marshmallow poppers x3 Stanley hammers x3 Dazzle Video Creator Platinum Screaming Monkeys x3 Candi the USB Pole Dancer x3 Logitech Webcam Plus x3 Oppo 1080p upconverting DVD player Pinnacle PCTV HD Pro Stick x2 Cube 2GB MicroSD memory x3 Electronic Metro Triple Charger

eatchex89


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i got one!

hellz yea!!

i tried to get three, but the stupid button wouldn't change the Quantity. must have hit it like 6 times before i was like frak IT ONE IS BETTAH THAN NONE!

so I got one. wish me luck with getting a HDTV. that'd be sick

9 Woots (1 BofC!)
1 Sellout.Woot
2 Shirt.Woot

blkdog40


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carp fo me

2nd one ever, after soo many tries :D

thatdecade


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wootanalyzer opened the buy page within mere seconds, failed anyway.

M1ssy


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man, this bites. I got to the order page, it wouldn't let me click on 3, so I took just continued, confirmed it and .... crash... gezz, how depressing, now I have a headache...

M1ssy

angerbender


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DoS! Dang! That's OK. I can make my own Banjo of Consternation. I used to do it all the time in Jr. High. Then we would light them on fire...

MacGyverO


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That's rough... wish the server would be able to handle us geeks yerning for a bag-o-carp!

cmv131


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Processing Processing Processing. I expect message soon about being a loser. Thats ok...Further than I got before..llo