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CommunityWorld of WootWindows 7 FAQ Or...Something Else?

Jason Toon

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conradw

Hilarious... the Pink Cheeks FAQ, last question

meltrue7

I am impressed... that you even mentioned scrotum waxing as a parting gesture! Is that supposed to indicate how you feel about the new Windows 7? A little subliminal message about how much of a stinging pain you plan on it being?

Hillarious!

Melissa A True

HEAVEN7

Wow. Pagers. I had completely forgotten about pagers! Does anyone use Pagers anymore?

skou

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Jason, you SERIOUSLY need some help!

Those FAQs were seriously faqing funny.

steve

raebee

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HEAVEN7 wrote:Wow. Pagers. I had completely forgotten about pagers! Does anyone use Pagers anymore?


On call doctors and nurses... and clueless white kids?


Where do you find a Roomba? At the Innba!

Mancho

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conradw wrote:Hilarious... the Pink Cheeks FAQ, last question


What's even funnier is their answer to the question

"No. If we even tried that we would have to peel him off of the ceiling after the first pull."

jiggersgreen

You missed the best one; http://www.pinkcheeks.com/analbleach.html

Mattiekrome

lol, I'm at work and cant even view the pinkcheeks FAQ... our filter says it a ponographic website

Been sooooo long since I wooted

JustImpulses

1. How is the OS more secure if the 'security' feature is easily defeated by average user?

2. class action lawsuit fun for 32bit bogus claims

3. OSX runs XP in VirtualMachine better than Windows 7 (aka vista)

4. shiny != better

4b. see also: iTard

5. Combine with AIR, Browser Plus, SilverLight and shake... the money tree for malware cleanup will continue to give generously

6. Microsoft creates more OSX converts than Windows 7 converts via OS.

I reject ALL packages without padding on all SIX box surfaces. I expect my item to arrive in new, trustworthy condition.

Geode

JustImpulses wrote:1. How is the OS more secure if the 'security' feature is easily defeated by average user?

2. class action lawsuit fun for 32bit bogus claims

3. OSX runs XP in VirtualMachine better than Windows 7 (aka vista)

4. shiny != better

4b. see also: iTard

5. Combine with AIR, Browser Plus, SilverLight and shake... the money tree for malware cleanup will continue to give generously

6. Microsoft creates more OSX converts than Windows 7 converts via OS.


Wow, JI, did microsoft beat you as a little kid? You seem to have some agressive windows issues here. I know Mac v PC is a religion to many people, but the truth is W7 is a decent OS. I upgraded immediately from XP and I've found it much better than either Vista or XP. And more intuitive than OSX.

Awaiting Mac Napalmers....

JDS753

raebee wrote:On call doctors and nurses... and clueless white kids?


I use a pager for work as an EMT, we get our run info and times paged to us, as well as open shifts and other (sometimes) usfull information.

I'm not saying stupidity should be punishable by death, but if we take the warning labels off of the products the problem would cure itself