ActorTom wrote:11. 1st stage propellant is Mentos/Pepsi mix.
12. "Dummy" payload is an actual dummy -- George W. Bush.
13. Secret Payload will also include the bodies of Jimmy Hoffa, Ted Kennedy and the brains of JFK and Micheal Jackson.
14. Not to be outdone, Iran and North Korea team up to make thier own Ares Rocket and masterfully disguise it as a short-range rocket test that crashes into the ocean.