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Papa Bear - John Goodman
Mama Bear - Cathy Bates
Brother - Jake Gyllenhaal
Sister - Dakota Fanning
Villain - either Jim Carrey or Robin Williams

MILF Bear? What does MILF mean, did you mean to say milk bear?

Wudman wrote:MILF Bear? What does MILF mean, did you mean to say milk bear?

Google it. But only if you are over 18, not at work or in front of the kids.

llandar wrote:Of the two, I almost feel like milk bear sounds dirtier.

I wanted to see if someone came up with a family-friendly explaination for "MILF" as it related to a mother bear?
Hmm, I can see the "Three Bears" story with the Mama bear being such a hottie that Goldilocks...
Sorry, I can't finish that thought. How about we change the story to Hansel and Gretel where Gretel becomes the unwilling patsy for her brother as he cavorts to meet the "WILF" I mean most who remember Samamtha would say she qualifed as a "WILF".

KMHinsman wrote:Papa Bear - John Goodman
Mama Bear - Cathy Bates
Brother - Jake Gyllenhaal
Sister - Dakota Fanning
Villain - either Jim Carrey or Robin Williams

Wow, I was totally thinking of the EXACT same two for mama and pap bear. But I think Michael Cera would be better for Brother and that Pepsi girl (Haley Eisenberg?) for Sister. I like your choice of villains but maybe Mike Meyers could bring his career back from the dead with a villainous role.

They’re already using CGI; if Peter Jackson can use it to shrink Elijah Wood into a hobbit then we can use it to shrink Robert Pattinson down to Brother Bear size. Bonus: we just locked up the teenage girl demographic!

R-Pat will get you more than just the teenage girls... hubba hubba!

Villain? I thought the Berenstain Bears were all about social and internal conflicts...

If it's not Scottish, ITS CRAP

Okay if I get past the "MILF" part and pick a cast for a bear family that has to deal with family issues...

Papa Bear: Shaquile O'Neal
Big and bear-like scary, but can do a soft heart. Just no genie costume
Momma Bear: Brigette Nielsen
Big and extra scary looking like a mamma bear should be but all heart, few brains like Mamma "B" Brotha' Bear: Barry Bonds
He could begin re-endearing himself to a younger generation 'cause all us old folks could care less about the selfish, rude a-hole.
Sista' Bear: Halley Berry
What can I say, I'd like to see what a sexy bear looks like.
Honey Bear: Spud Webb,
Small, looks like baby compared to the rest of the crew. Sure, Honey is a baby girl and makeup can do wonders...

I hope they include Actual Factual
:P

::edit:: Brother Bear = Shia LeBeouf, anyone?
I mean the movie is already going to bomb ANYWAY...
lol

ztrop wrote:I hope they include Actual Factual
:P

::edit:: Brother Bear = Shia LeBeouf, anyone?
I mean the movie is already going to bomb ANYWAY...
lol

Hell. Yes.