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mboverload


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Oh my god these are awesome

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janoulle


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Oh Woot.

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janoulle wrote:Oh Woot. the teddy bear looks suspiciously like pedobear. Just sayin'


Where do you see a bear?

smileman66


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I honestly don't get the Nessy one.

edit: Oh I get it, it's not Nessy, it's a plesiosaur!

jlavezzo


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What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?

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jlavezzo wrote:What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?


It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.

rly1woot


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The last one would have been more awesome if it were "Thinking of ewe" with a picture of a female sheep. Gnu is totally not pronounced "you" =P

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ProfHotpants wrote:It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.


I saw a pink handcuff.

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llandar wrote:I saw a pink handcuff.


And you will again, if you're good. ;)

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A little too cutsey this time. Not enough snarky and/or edgy. Has woot gone all soft and mushy?

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Omelets made great you guyz rock! I <3 these!

harder


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Those are great! Best Woot Valentines yet.

sgoman5674


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Where's the Tanuki card?

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jlavezzo wrote:What's the owl holding in it's mouth? Yarn? A dog collar? A pink mouse tail in the shape of a heart?

ProfHotpants wrote:It's supposed to be a worm, but I think yarn or a mouse tail would work just as well. It's hard for owls to find appropriate tokens to show their affection.


Or... a catheter for doing an angioplasty.

You know, for fixing a broken heart.

I BET THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT ALL ALONG WOOT YEAH SURE YOU DID

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El Chupacabras from the waffleiron!

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Oops. Meant to cancel, not post.

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Ivyness


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Yeay chupacabra! Someone needs to make a shirt with him, the cucuy and la llorona. I would proudly wear it.

Be the change...

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rly1woot wrote:The last one would have been more awesome if it were "Thinking of ewe" with a picture of a female sheep. Gnu is totally not pronounced "you" =P


That one's for Linux users, silly.

Eastcoastmary


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Woot, the bitter valentines are so much better than the sweet ones. The sweet ones need more edge, less saccharin. You can still be nice without being sugary, right?

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the owl is holding a heart shaped computer cord, a take off on the Woot item of the day

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