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Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.117s
First Sucker:
cdpalmer
Last Wooter to Woot:
Cyberjet
Last Purchase:
3 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 6% of Woot.com Woots
Top 3% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Bottom 44% of Woot.com Woots
Bottom 38% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 48% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 48% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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meltphace


quality posts: 0 Private Messages meltphace

DAMMIT

MrD3a7h


quality posts: 29 Private Messages MrD3a7h

QUIT MESSING WITH MY HEAD AAARRRRGGGGHH

Me? I'm half man, half owl, and half moose. I am ManOwlMoose. Don't tell Al Gore about me.
-Battalion of Crabs x 4 (incl Adventure Crabs x 1, Happy Hour Crabs x 1)
-Probation posts x 1

sayah


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sayah

NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

playwithfire05


quality posts: 0 Private Messages playwithfire05

there it is

zsghost


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zsghost

Another fake-out, right? Right?!

zsghost


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zsghost

e: The Touch of Satan (1971)sorry I'm new here

timbudtwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages timbudtwo

over for reals?

allfiredup9169


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allfiredup9169

Night all. There were some great products this woot off

adrmschwer


quality posts: 8 Private Messages adrmschwer

Can't be........

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous

stop messing with my head woot!

CypressCustoms


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CypressCustoms

Game Over Mannn!!!!!

06z71silvy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 06z71silvy

duplicate

wisenekt


quality posts: 29 Private Messages wisenekt

Woot, why do you keep playing games with my sleep schedule?

mdnorman


quality posts: 50 Private Messages mdnorman

What the heck is going on around here?!

RobertJoseph17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RobertJoseph17

In for 3!

blackflag486


quality posts: 4 Private Messages blackflag486

I already have one.. Why would I want one with a cape???

allomoday


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allomoday

do these monkeys really scream? always wondered it but never knew...

kerbey7011


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kerbey7011

Can it be so?

Michael Skelley

theiking


quality posts: 3 Private Messages theiking

happy december 1st... and woot IM NOT FALLING FOR IT

realitik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages realitik

Before you ask...
No, this isn't the end.
They are running through older monkeys.
I got one of these in a Bundle of Cornucopias earlier this year.

roadmasta


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadmasta

Gnite all

TODD CONNOLLY

lepus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lepus

I scream, you scream. We all scream for Big Oven-roasted Critterola!

jtherron


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jtherron

Prepare yourself! These things are haunted and wake me up at all hours of the night! Nightmares of terrorizing Bits of Carrots!

momshopping


quality posts: 0 Private Messages momshopping

Where is the huge Christmas Stocking.

jtherron needs to buy 3 for all of the stocking stuffers purchased tonight on Woot.

azrhei


quality posts: 2 Private Messages azrhei
allomoday wrote:do these monkeys really scream? always wondered it but never knew...



They do.

thumperchick


quality posts: 207 Private Messages thumperchick

Ahhh.... Do Want... Want 3 - but my husband banned me from purchasing w00t Monkeys... MEH!

bloomd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bloomd

I wish Woot would offer the capes separately sometimes. I have 4 monkeys, but it would be nice to change up their capes...

ejerk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ejerk

was there a Big Oven-roasted Critter?

emailsubs


quality posts: 8 Private Messages emailsubs

ASUS Quantity of only 6 ???

... gotta put more than that many out there ...

cosmotherobot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cosmotherobot

This monkey's gone to heaven

aaronshall


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aaronshall

wootcast says it's at least 2 days

vicmacs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vicmacs

NOOOOOOOOOOO

andyp53


quality posts: 1 Private Messages andyp53

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's gone....

Woot-off in turbo.

joded1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joded1

is this as good as it gets

joded

Merovign


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Merovign

Now that the crappy woot-off is over, it finally lets me post. It's been asking me to log in and failing to load for hours.

I tried to buy a few things, but generally it stalled me until it was sold out.

Someone tell me why I even occasionally look when there's a woot-off? I haven't got anything good this year, it always sells out before I can reload, either that or it's a coffee machine I don't need or an old router.

Am I nuts or was there a time with awesome woot-offs? Or was that just 5 years ago?

tyler524


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tyler524

All these comments are quite entertaining and I am sure the guys at woot probably think so too. It is strange though to see two different monkeys and a set of lights in mid woot-off. I have seen lights come up before in the middle of one but never as much as has now

ecnica


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ecnica

I wonder if they are cleaning the warehouse to make it easy to move.

Merovign


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Merovign

Oh, you bastards. I wanted that e-reader, and you faked me out with a $7 monkey. Seriously, this is starting to look like a conspiracy, and if there's any kind of piracy I hate, it's cons-piracy.

talamook


quality posts: 0 Private Messages talamook

Total fake out!!! No way they sold 88 in 5 seconds!

I want this monkey!